note: the edited images and rude posts from the flab3 wiki were created by Angryswan and not Nigel. they were copied from there and posted here.

2018 already! 

January 1

weird flab3

ft Darkknight, Corne, Blueflame, Sparkle,

January 1 2018
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Nigel met dark a city1 where some bird was spamming as usual. they went to city5, where he asked what the spam was about. dark claimed it was a "weird hater", before leaving for a few minutes. when she got back, she claimed she had possibly made a mistake regarding Ace, who had recently returned. Nigel decided it would probably be fine, but dark pointed out that she hadent checked it it was a clone or not. Nigel asked what "Ace" acted like, so she told him he acted like ace. he had apperantly been trying to get back to flab3, and had eventually succeeded by stealing his older brother's pc. he had the name Toxic devil when dark met him.

after discussing ace, Blueflame showed up and wished them all a happy new year, while dark told them about a move called "black panther", which she was looking forward to seeing. she asked Nigel if he had a cinema on the island that he lived on, so he told her that they did, claiming "its not that tiny!". dark told him the movie would be out in February, so Nigel said he would try and see it when it came out.

Memo can

the memo can.

Cornegem then joined them, but claimed "I'll go" for some reason and left. dark started telling Nigel about some hack that she had created, claiming that it teleported you to the ground without killing you(nice to know..). apparently if you went up very high as an eagle then clicked some button, it would teleport you back to the ground. she also discovered some crazy hack that made your bird do the "Twig animation" but didn't give twigs. she claimed it was super weird but funny as hell at the same time.


Nigel then left for a minute, and when he got back he claimed his wifi was acting up again. dark said that hers was as well, so nigel told her that he swore that FLab3 was cursed. as soon as he had gotten back on flab3, his internet had started acting weird again - as soon as he left flab3, it died for an hour. dark had the same problems. also, if he didn't go on flab3 for days, then the internet fixed itself. dark then changed the subject an claimed that Nazli had shown up again. she had seen her at city1 earlier that day. some bird named "Memo can" showed up, so Nigel asked what on earth his name was supposed to mean. dark started fighting it, after telling Nigel about how annoying Babyhawk had been recently. once it was dead, so Nigel asked what a "memo can' was. Dark guessed "fish can?" while Nigel said "the names on this game...". dark told him that she had seen some bird named "fuq me plz" earlier, while Nigel told her about the "meowing potato" dude. Nigel told her about the time some bird named themselves "f***mehard", and, well, lived up to her name. dark claimed that someone had named themselves "sex with famous"(haha poor him), and told him also that Babyhawk was now trying to be her bf. Nigel was sure the baby hawk already had a gf, but dark claimed that he still followed her around asking, and also asked if she loved famous youtuber. dark told him that she hated hawk now, so Nigel said that he did get annoying sometimes, like Ebony.

Nigel's nest that he had made then died, for he hadn't gotten twigs for it or anything, so dark mourned it, claiming "r.i.p Nigel's nest, died at the age of 5 minutes.." they then chatted about the weird names again, Nigel telling her about Bluecowgomoo, dark calling them "Weirdos". Nigel claimed "meowing potato's still the best"

after that they discussed Pigeonbee's plan to "own" flab3. she had somehow actually got gamevial to reply to her on discord, an was possibly going to be granted ownership of the servers. Nigel hadn't been to pleased with Pigeon possibly owning it, along with Kingslayer, who had claimed that he didn't want the game to be ran by "one of their own". dark on the other hand was over joyed with it, claiming she would "be down on her knees" if Pigeon saved flab3. Nigel claimed "ya.. not me, she's so annoying.." but was cut off when some Noname showed up. while Nigel questioned the no name about its identity, Dark claimed that she lived for flab3. Nigel said he did too, but wasn't too happy with pigeon running it. the no name finally spoke up and told them that she was sparkle, dark and Nigel's friend from before flab3 shut down. they chatted for a bit, dark trying to convince sparkle to not be a no name. she told her "be yourself', so sparkle claimed "I'm nn thats who I am".

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"can I stay."

corne then

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"I can't help you"

returned, and asked if he could stay. corne said hi to sparkle, calling her by her name, so Nigel asked how corne knew who sparkle was. Corne didn't answer, only saying "hud", while dark showed them all her float hack(I think thats what its called?). sparkle asked if anyone had seen her Blackwolfghost, so Nigel told her she had been around about a week ago. Corne then told dark that he couldn't make her stand still in the air, for her hack didn't allow her to, so she told him that she knew he couldn't. Nigel said "good to know corne" while dark said "you made my day!". Nigel claimed "he's so helpful" "he deserves an award", and dark agreed, before sarcastically saying "my life is complete thanks to corne" while making a sad face. she then claimed that she wasn't sad, but confused, so Nigel said that he was confused as well. corn stood infront of them in mid air, and started struggling to stay still, so Nigel asked what the heck he was doing. corn started telling dark "make the same codes as on c21" while dark claimed it looked like he was struggling, whatever he was doing. corn continued, claiming "make one freeze, and one unfreeze". dark told him that it didn't make any sense, and claimed that she was lost. Corn claimed "Im talkimg", before he started decending from the sky. Dark said that he was typing, an she was reading it, while Nigel mocked cornes bad spelling. they then called him an 'elevator eagle", and laughed.

Magical elevator eagle.

seeking advice from the magical floating eagle!

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"he did a thing"

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I just don't question these things anymore......

dark then said "the legend says that corne still doesn't know what he's doing", before claiming that she felt bad for him for he was trying to help her do a hack. Nigel said "poor corne" to this, while dark said "I feel bad 4 him rlly.." corne flew over to them and started helping darks nest, so she said "well, he did a thing." dark then flew up to sparkle who was on one of the poofight buildings making a nest. sparkle claimed "hello darkness my old friend ._." to greet her. Dark claimed "my neighbor!" before leaving so she could make a new nest beside sparkle's. Nigel left too, so he could do the same, but found that all the scapes were saying "0". when he got back he told dark and sparkle this, so dark told him it happened to her too. while they chatted about how stupid flab3 was, corne started spinning upside-down, so Nigel asked what was wrong with him. dark claimed that he looked like a mushroom.

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corne told Nigel that it was a hack for pc, so he asked what was. corn told him "this" before dying, so Nigel asked "oh, dying? nice to know!". after that they simply took care of their eggs and chicks, and chatted about Sparkles pet ringneck named "chili".

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city madness

ft Dark, bluebird, mark8, toffy, emma vidal, Loga, Adre, rex, ohnn,

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that night Nigel met Dark at city 1. she claimed to be staying up late, for it was 1:00am for her. Nigel asked her if she was supposed to be up that late, so she told him that no, she wasn't, she had broken the rules and was hoping that her mom wouldn't find out and get mad. bluebird told them that it was 00:32 where she lived, while Nigel told dark to just pretend that she was asleep. she told him she would, before telling him that she had stood 1 hour to find out some poo hack, but had finally done it. she then asked if it made her a coward, so Nigel told her that it didn't,. Dark said that Pigeon had told her that hackers sucked at fighting, and claimed that it hurt her feelings, so Nigel told her not to listen to Pigeon. while he tried to convince Dark that Pigeon was a liar, he went with Bluebird to kill some eagle named "Emma Vidal" who had been attacking the 3 of them. dark asked "what if its true, what she's saying?" so Nigel told her it wasn't, as long as it wasn't "bad hacking". she asked him if he was mad at her because she hacked, so he told her that he wasn't. dark went on asking if it bothered him, and claimed that she was a bad friend. Nigel told her that she wasn't a bad friend, claiming that he thought hacking could be fun, mentioning ones like twig hack and monsterchick hack. dark told him that she once had a friend that, once she started hacking, she got mad at and no longer had as a friend. meanwhile some bird named loga was trying to tell some other bird named Adres that she loved him, while *#toffy#* looked on.

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dark and nigel then stated criticizing how a Pigeon was taller then him. some bird named Mark8 started attacking everyone, along with another one named Rex. dark started telling Nigel about how she lagged ebony earlier. this had caused him to want to kill himself, and he had eventually rage quit. bluebird asked who they were talking about, so Nigel told her "ebony the child" - "he's soooo annoying" - "him and his stupid stories". rex told Nigel "like your mother", while dark told Nigel that she had seen something creepy. unfortunately Nigel ended up getting killed by mark8 again, and when he came back he yelled "F***ING BIRD S**T!!!!" he then asked her what she had seen, so she told him "you know how overtime you leave the chat says something like "you pulled out", right?" so Nigel said "ya, it says "you pulled out". dark told Nigel "so, I left without doing anything n it said something that ended with hacks", while Nigel criticized the wording of the message.

Rex attacks!

rex then started attacking again, while Nigel asked what the message she saw. she said that "my serve crashed and it said something in the chat that ended with "for hacks" or hacking I don't know, but I know what I saw". Nigel claimed it was weird, while dark told him she would try to get a picture next time. this was the first time it happened to her. she then told him that it felt as though she got banned, so he told her that it was impossible to be banned from the game, even for something like hacking, it just wasn't a part of the game. meanwhile, Loga continued to pursue Adre, while Dark told Nigel that she wouldn't be on tomorrow for she was going to go see her newborn cousin. she started telling him about her 8 cousins, while he chased rex into the sky, for he was still attacking innocent birds. Nigel told her he only had 3 or 4 cousins.

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idk why I like this picture so much :/

Rex attacks 2

some bird named "ohnn ohnn!" started attacking dark, while she told Nigel that Nazli was back together with death again. Nigel had thought that the two had broke up after nazli "broke" death, according to babyhawk. Dark told Nigel that death had texted nazli earlier, and she had shown up. while they chatted about that, Bluebird decided to leave to go sleep. Nigel started attacking Ohnn with the help of some Russian robin. Rex got into the fight, while toffy simply watched. Nigel ended up getting killed by the "Stupid pigeon", and when he got back dark was trying to murder Ohnn. Nigel told her it wasn't worth it for ohnn was imortal - he found it out the hard way. Nigel then got an idea and told Dark to leave for a minute, before lagging the entire server, killing everyone.

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after a few minutes, everyone started coming back, so Nigel started saying "wb, wb, wb on repeat, wb again, wb for the 100th bird". Fedex was one of them, and she asked dark how she was doing. Ohnn also returned, and continued killing people, so Nigel and dark finally decided to go to city5 to get away.


Annoying the Russian

ft Yuki

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once they were there, dark asked him if she lagged him while she did poo hack, so Nigel, after crashing into like 5 buildings, told her that it didn't. while Nigel insisted that it didn't lag him at all, the same Russian bird(named "юки", which translates to "Yuki" in English, so from nw on I'll call him that.) who had helped kill ohnn showed up. it landed on the building, walked over to Nigel and just stared at him. Nigel said "hi?", calling him a random Russian dude, while dark walked over to see what was going on. she then claimed that she had met him before, so Nigel asked her "does he usually just stare....?". Yuki must have realized that he was, for he turned around and walked away from them, before staring into nothingness again. dark told Nigel that city1 had been full off Russian about 7 hours ago, which was odd for snow1 was usually the "hang out" for them. she had thought that she had seen Yuki with the others. Yuki asked them something in Russian, "ты рyccк й?"("are you a child",). so Nigel asked him to speak English. dark meanwhile sweared at him in Russian to see what the reaction would be, claiming "its fun." Yuki asked them "жапко(gently)", so Nigel again told him that they spoke English and not Russian. he then accidentally pooed on the Russian, so he said sorry before running to hide under dark, for he knew how nasty Russians could become if they took it as an insult. instead he simply walked away from them, and started staring off the edge of the building. dark told him she thought he was paranoid, while Nigel had to leave for a few minute.

when he got back, dark told him "so today Corne asked for the website to play flab3 on pc and he followed me everywhere and he said he would teach me any kind of back I wanted to learn if I told him the site. I said I'm not and he got mad and lagged me a few times!" Nigel laughed, before realizing something and asked how on earth corne even knew she was on a PC, so she told him that she wasn't sure. Yuki asked them "ты pyccкий?("are you English?" ya think..? I mean, I get he's Russian but COME ON!!!!) so Nigel pooed on him again before running away, even though he knew that Yuki wouldn't do anything. Dark said that she had gotten so mad at Corne that she had lagged city1, and killed everyone, but claimed that it wasn't a good idea. Nigel asked what happened, so she told him that it was the first time in 5 months that she hd used lags. she also thought it was annoying that everyone knew the PC lag.

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after discussing the different lags they could use, Nigel went over to Yuki and claimed "he's confused, isn't he", for he was just staring at them. dark said that she wanted to lag him, while he asked "эмммм?(ummm)". dark claimed that she was "so evil", while Nigel decided to kill Yuki and see what happened. Yuki returned, and stood staring at Nigel, so dark said "look at him, while Nigel screamed "SPEAK ENGLISH!!!" dark said "he's looking at me." while Yuki asked "вы pyccкие?(are you English again.....). Nigel told him "i. said. English." but instead only got a blank stare. dark said that she thought he was asking if they knew Russian, claiming "its exactly the opposite", so nigel said "no" to this. "he thinks were weird and he thinks that too about us" "he probably thinks were crazy" "thats cool".

dark then said that it felt like he wasn't a human being, so Nigel said that he was a robin. Yuki said "жаль(its a pitty) while dark asked what "xaxaxaxaxa" meant. Nigel told her that it was the Russian way of laughing, while dark called Yuki a "cyka"(you can figure that one out...). while Nigel told dark all the Russian words that he knew, mainly swear words, Yuki said "что?(what?)" before running away from them(I don't blame him). once he landed back on the building, dark claimed that she wanted to use her poohack on him, but then decided that she was evil enough do actually do it. Nigel said "he's so innocent", while dark claimed "little baby..". "how can you hurt his tiny little face???!! if you do it your not human!" "innocent little Russian". Yuki asked them "я нe пoнимaю(I do not understand)", while dark said "he's like "wtf is going on!!!!!?". he said "я нe знaю английский(I do not know English)" while Nigel yelled "ENGLISH" at him.

after a while, Nigel went and translated a message(about not speaking English) to Russian, so see if he couldn't communicate with Yuki, and Yuki said "ok" to his message. dark pointed out that he might not have an English keyboard, so it would be impossible for him to talk to them.

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after a little while of chatting, and trying to translate Yuki's messages, Nigel and Dark decided to head back to city1. Nigel told Yuki in Russian where they were going, hoping he would follow them. once at city1, Nigel claimed "last.....", it was a thing for the first bird to enter a room to yell "FIRST!" and then the second and third had to, well, say second and third. the very last bird to enter would have to say that they were last. Nigel flew over to the nest building, where some bird named "heccogecko" was building his/her nest. Nigel asked that the hell that name was, while dark walked over to toffy, who was still sitting on her nest in the same spot that they left her. he then had to go.

January 2

illuminati - retarded.

ft Cyka, Shell, jax navoa, sparkle, bluebird, russin pigeon, Illuminati, Trap.

jan 2

(aaand the two eagle things are back!)


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that morning started with a spam war, as usual. some bird named cyka was spamming "sooooo cute" over and over. Nigel spammed "SHUT.UP" in return, but that only made even more birds join in. some bird named "f***" told Nigel that he was a b***, so he asked "and?". he got the reply "and heeeeeeeeee bicg hahahahaha" "I knwo". Nigel, not impressed by his insults, told him to learn to speak English. he realized that his own spelling wasn't very good, so he told him "ok, but don't copy mine tho....". cyka started spamming soooo cute again, while f**** told Nigel that he now loved him. Nigel asked him why, pointing out that he had just been called a b*** a minute ago. f*** started getting killed by a bunch of birds, so he asked Nigel to help him, so Nigel told him no, and simply stood and watched. unfortunately as soon as they were done beating the **** out of f**** they turned to Nigel and started. he tried to get away but was followed by some no name over to one of the garden things, and was killed there. he asked "help? :|" as he died, while it was f***'s turn to laugh.

Serious spam!

cyka then started spamming "soo many cuties but some kill me", so Nigel started spamming shut up again. f*** said that want he wanted was to "love Nigel", and assured him that it wasn't the end of the world, but he was ignored by Nigel for he was planning to lag the city. once he did it, everyone except for a few birds died, Cyka unfortunately being one of the ones who was spared of the lag. Nigel gave up and started spamming "just shut up already.... no one wants to hear about "cuties"....". some bird named Jax Navoa also joined in and started spamming Russian garbage. eventually Nigel gave up, after spamming "JUST ANOTHER DAY IN CITY1....." over and over.

after 10 minute of nonstop spam, Nigel saw that someone named "Rubix cube" had entered, he remembered that Sparkle used to use that name before flab3 died. he asked her if she wanted to go to city5, for now she guy named "shell" had now joined in on the spam, making that 4 birds spamming the chat at once.

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at city5, Nigel said "I don't know what the fck was going on there." Rubix told him that she hated city1, before asking Nigel how he was. he told her he was good, and asked her the same. she told him she was fine, before telling him that she hated it when people spammed the city. Nigel agreed, telling her that there were at least 4 people spamming at once. Rubix said "mercy" to this, while Nigel said "just another day on flab3 :/".

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Bluebird then joined them, along with some Russian dude. she asked Nigel if he had tried to "Crash" the spammers, so he told her that he had tried lagging them all out. rubix had thought that you couldn't lag spammers for some reason. Bluebird asked Nigel if he was on a pc, so he asked her why she was asking. she said "because you can spam", but he decided not to answer. two birds named Trap_hd and Illuminati then showed up. illuminati started pooping on people, so rubix killed him after swearing at him. after killing him 3 times, Nigel laughed and claimed "we killed the illuminati", once he returned, Rubix claimed "reborn" while Nigel said "confirmed". illuminati told them that the city was his world, but misspelled it as "word". Nigel asked him "and?" while Rubix said "illuminati can't spell". Bluebird decided to go check city1 to see what was going on there, and left, while Nigel continued killing Illuminati.

meanwhile trap sat on Rubix's nest for no reason, while the Russian pigeon watched but then decided to kill him and take over nest duty himself. Nigel told Rubix "lol its sitting on my nest" while Illuminati told them that Trap was his friend. Nigel told him "Well, he's not saving you...", for while illuminati was being killed by Rubix, he was completely ignored by trap. they hadn't even spoken to each other at all. illuminati then told them that he hated trap, so Nigel asked "you just said he's your friend, make up your mind."

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bluebird then returned and asked if they wanted to go back to city1 and kill the spamming no name, but nigel decided to stay at city5. bluebird decided to go by herself, while Illuminati claimed "he will kill ,ou". Nigel asked ",ou?" "who's that?" and got the reply of "you". he told him "no, you said ,ou" ",ou is not you". Rubix laughed, before calling illuminati retarded. Nigel agreed, before walking over to Trap who had resumed nest duty, and hid under him with Rubix.

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illuminati returned, after having left before, presumably insulted by Rubix's comment about him. Rubix spanked him, so Nigel asked why the **** she did that. she didn't answer, only laughed, while trap asked them "pose stopp ig winter hurt you". Nigel asked what that was supposed to mean, while illuminati asked them "please?". trap told them "stopp it wont hurt yuo" so Nigel asked him "yuo? it?". Rubix claimed it was some paranormal activity shet, claiming she was now scared, while Illuminati told them "let it". trap told them "no she", while Rubix hid under a blanket.

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it just stood on top of me and turned counter clockwise in circles.

trap then changed the subject, and told them that he loved FNAF, so rubix told him that she loved it too. Illuminati told them that he loved "illuminatis", so Nigel told him "We can see." Rubix told him that they were ugly, so Nigel said "illuminati - insulted!". after a long random silence, Trap asked them "tu sowone love fnaf?" so Nigel asked him what "sowone" was supposed to mean. trap told him "fnaf", while standing on him and turning in circles. illuminati left, so Nigel claimed "illuminati - departed", so Rubix said "r.i.p". he then returned, so Nigel said "illuminati - back" while rubix said "reborn again." Nigel then crashed into a building several times by accident, before saying "Nigel - can't fly...". Rubix said "poor little flightless Nigel" while Illuminati told them "Fack you" for some unknown reason. trap asked them not to poo on illuminati, so Nigel walked over to the closest eagle and did just that. he then realized that it was trap and not the other one, so he said "wait, wrong one. I'm so stupid...".

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Nigel then went over to Rubix's nest, and found that only the chick and egg were there, and no nest. he asked where it was and why it was missing, while trap told them "bag". Nigel asked why he said "bag" for there was no reason so start naming random objects, but didn't get an answer. while he was questioning, blue flame showed up so Nigel greeted her before telling her that the two eagles were weird. illuminati told Nigel that he hated him so much, so Nigel took that as an example and said "see? weird as f___.." trap decided to join in and told them that he liked "blood", while Nigel explained to Blue that the two were the "illuminati". rubix asked the two eagles to leave, having had enough of their nonsense, while Nigel and Blue killed them. trap decided to be a pigeon, but was again attacked by Nigel. Blueflame decided to try and help but ended up killing nine instead, while trap flew away. they ended up chasing the two through the city, and eventually ended up killing them both

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Illuminati - red2?

Blueflame, Rubix, red2, ilovenigel

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after killing the two weirdos, Rubix asked Blue how how her new year was so far, so she told her that it was lazy. while they were chatting, Red2 showed up, so Nigel said hi and flew over to him. he saw that Red2 was an eagle, realized something and asked "Wait, he wasn't seriously the illuminati guy??". Nigel questioned Red2, while blue told Rubix about school starting again, claiming that it was boring. Red2 then left, so Nigel asked "the hell..?" and was about to tell Rubix and Blue that he was sure it was the same guy, but stopped when some bird named "I love Nigel" entered. Rubix said "Awww" "I ship it" while Nigel simply said "aaaaaaand here we go again." he then walked away claiming "sometimes. I hate this game" while rubix said "aaaw she said hello". Nigel asked if it was a girl or not, so I love Nigel told him "I a he"(yay even the gay guys are after me now..... :[ ). Rubix said "oh its a he." while Nigel asked "your a he?!" Rubix called him gay, while Nigel simply sweared at him. I love Nigel told him "yeas" while Nigel told them he hated flab3. Rubix asked "eheheh your gay?" so I love Nigel claimed "no I'm a girls;)". Nigel asked "you said your a boy? make up your mind", while Blue asked why Nigel hadn't told them about this "relationship". I love Nigel told them "a joke"(wait so it is a boy? sh_t I didn't realize that joke till now fml...). Nigel told them that he wasn't with Ilovenigel, calling him a "thing" and claiming he was simply a stalker. he said "like I always get on this damn game", while Ilovenigel claimed that he was now "illuminati". Ilovenigel then said "is a bis of s....." so Nigel asked what that was supposed to mean. after a long silence, he claimed "I just love Nigel", before getting killed by Rubix and Blueflame. once he was dead, the two asked Nigel to tell them about his next gf, so he told them it wasn't his "gf". Rubix claimed "illuminatilovesyou" while Blue asked "bf?" to only be answered with "no." I love Nigel then left, and came back as "Trap", so Nigel asked who was who. he had claimed to be illuminati, but was now named trap, so that meant that Red2 must be the Illuminati. trap ignored Nigel, and said "hello again", as though he hadn't just been stalking someone, while Red told them "I now her"(this guy had wonderful spelling..). Rubix then had to go, and said good bye to everyone.

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once she was gone, Blue started killing Trap, who was again going on about how he loved FNAF. Nigel watched, while saying "so red2 is illuminati? didn't know he was that weird." Blue agreed, while red2, now named illuminati, asked "what is red?" obviously trying not to be suspected of being red2. Blue told him "a color" while Nigel said "you, I think?". illuminati asked what red2 was, so Nigel said "you". illuminati told them that red was in city1, so Blue told him "lier lier pants on fire". Nigel told him "Well then, lets check shall we? ;)" and left to go check city1. as he suspected, there were no "reds" in city1, only Fernanfloo and some random no names. he went back and told illuminati that red was not there, and called him an idiot. illuminati decided he would try and trick them, and changed his name to some gibberish and started living up to it, claiming "ey schwalla was geht". Nigel told him to speak English, while blue flame killed him. Trap asked them not to kill him, so Nigel told him "your next". Nigel then had to go.


more wiki nonsense

"unfortunate news"

Pigeon: We have a death date for FLAB3 servers. This is January 15th.

Not all hope is lost, though. I'd greatly help if you joined the discord server if you could.

We have a contact who could possibly release the code as open source, or maybe we can get a new server host.

However, now is a good time to discuss what we will do after FLAB3.


Anani banned again,

Anani started arguing with Dapple after taking over the thread that she made. she had been trying to get people to stop posting random comments on others message walls, for both Pigeon and Anani were doing that, out recently when Frost tried talking to Nigel.

this was the argument:

Nigel: THANK YOU! they're suposed to be for two people to talk, not the whole comunity of the flab3 wiki.

angry joined as usual, now named frost-dapple: "Knock knock (on your head). (who's there?) Nothing but air"

Nigel: that includes this one, swan-angry. 

Dapple: I find it funny that he called me "fat" and "morbidly obese" like everywhere and they don't even know who I really am. At least they got the gay part right.

Nigel: your gay?(no offence!!!)

and, this is angryswan, he calls everyone and everything fat. 

Dapple: yeah I am lesbian lol. I have a girlfriend 

and not surprised. Maybe he's fat himself

Anani: no taking that back :/ 

Dapple: I can read my own comment but I did not talk back to anybody? We are talking about somebody that's permanently banned from the Wikia. 

Anani: ugh, nvm .-.

and no, apparently you cant read

Dapple: To me, it seems like you are trying to tell me off for being rude to someone else even though they're banned. That's why I am saying that we are talking about somebody that's permanently banned and there's nothing wrong with talking back about them?

Anani: no, i was actually making fun of the question nigel asked and your response because i found the entire conversation awkward and hilarious at the same time

and trust me, i take every chance i can to make fun of you ;)

Dapple:That makes more sense. Thanks and sorry for the misunderstanding.

Glad to hear you're the only one getting a kick out of it. 

Nigel: anani just shut up already or your getting banned too, we get enough of your crap on flab3.....

Anani: i thought you cant ban me? if anyone at all here deserves getting banned its dapplefrost. that gives me an idea...ill write a page on why i think we should all kick her out

ngel, i only tolerate you because you're dumb. its sort of adorable actually c:

pigeon hired someone else, it sounds like shes just lazy.. seriously, as if pigeonbee isnt annoying enough! 

dapple: Honey, hiring people isn’t about being lazy. It’s about having a team of staff that is going to work with you. Seriously get a grip and stop trying to say shit that never helps your case. Your pettiness is the entire reason why you’re just continuously getting banned. I don’t know anybody here that likes you as a person, and yet you are like, “Let’s talk about how we can get Dapple banned!” I have legit done absolutely no shit to you until recently because you’re so rude to fucking everyone.

So honestly. Good luck. Every ban is taking a toll on you and even if you think it makes no difference, we don’t get tired. You can either leave my wikia, be a respectable member like everyone else, or continue to get banned

Anani: oh really? you banned me over 6 times when i wasnt even talking to or about you? i get it. no one likes me, but who do they hate more? i never started going after you until i got banned for talking to someone else. for someone who's against getting in someone's business (thats what this page is about?) you sure do a lot of it. i never exactly liked you, even before you got on this wiki but i left you alone on here. i guess owning the wiki turned you into a monster. hiring 3 people to take care of the wiki while you come on here 2 times a month at most isn't lazy? from what ive seen you haven't had any problems deleting stuff i say and my accounts and being a bitch to me and encouraging others to do the same all by yourself. i'm not nearly as bad as i could be, just remember that. i could say things 100 times worse than i do now, and i could insult everyone on this wiki to the point of crying right now. don't mess with me. i'm peaceful naturally but you have really annoyed me! i'm not upset right now, i just think you needed to know that

does this remind you of anyone? ;) /innapropriet picture/

Dapple: See, this is what I mean. You find it incredibly effective to say the “worst” things to someone until it makes them “cry.” You’re already being one of those edgy kids who say, “You haven’t even see me say the worst yet.” It’s just hilarious because you act like your words do harm, but they don’t. It’s just incredibly annoying and all it does is cause a fight. It’s really nothing else but a pot stirrer and that is why all of us continuously ask you to quit.

I don’t recall banning you until you really started pushing me around. There was a time where you talked to everyone here normally and all of a sudden, you just hated me. You also keep making these false accusations of me not doing anything for two months, yet I have been posting comments like every other hour? Seems inconsistent out of you. I really think you could try and find better facts. I’ve technically been an owner of this place ever since Ender got admin here because I used to work with her and then with Kasara because she’s a good friend of mine. Unless you used to be called by something else a year or 4 ago, I have never seen you until last year around here. 

I don’t ban people because of things done to me. I ban because you break the rules that are stated on this wikia. Rules will be enforced and that’s how they work.

Anani: i've stopped for now, and i was talking about last month when you only showed up once, and i hated you because ever since you started coming on here a lot my posts started disappearing and i got banned. was in a group that tried to destroy the wiki like 4 years ago :/

and how exactly did i break the rules so you banned me?

Pigeon: Anani, you're banned for a month. Learn to be polite, and stop randomly disrespecting staff. I will keep  on banning all of your alternate accounts until the 5th of Feburary.

(destroyed the wiki a few years ago? the wasps did that. hmmm....)


cake at stake

ft Hitler, Subway and kfc, Loltastic, Ebony blue, Isko, Alex, Darkknight clones, blue savage, Milly, Nazli,

that morning he had been at snowscape1 harassing some Russians. one of them named "hitler" had his name questioned, to which he simply claimed "yes. heil hitler" before walking away leaving Nigel to question flab3's sanity once again. his name wasn't the only odd one, "loltastic" and "subway and kfc" also made their appearances at snow1.

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he gave up trying to talk to people at snow1, and headed to city1. after killing some Russian eagles, someone named "four" said "its cake at stake", so Nigel asked what that was supposed to mean. four told him that it was from "BFB", so nigel went to look up what that was and found some epilepsy inducing video of random pictures of cake. when he got back, he didn't comment about the "Video" and instead went over to four and said hi to him. four started randomly screeching, so Nigel an some other bird named "isko" simply backed away. isko then got the idea to kill Nigel, and so random unless fighting began! while they fought, four asked if anyone knew what BFB was, so Nigel told him he didn't, and asked what it was. four told him to watch it on Youtube, claiming he would know if he just watched. Nigel asked what BFB stood for, so he told him "battle for bfdi".

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while Four explained what BFDi was about, some Darknight clone showed up. while Nigel chased down the first clone, another one named "Darkknigth" showed up. the first one landed next to a swan named Stuart, so Nigel asked the swan to move. the clone caught on, and hid under the swan, knowing that Nigel couldn't kill him without murdering the swan as well. the other clone decided to do that for him, attacking the swan to get to both him and the clone, before flying away. Nigel managed to get both of the ringneck's grounded by attacking them repeatedly, and eventually killed them both. another ringneck named Fenix started killing four, while he started naming random objects "donut, taco, fanny, book.." before telling Nigel "its ebony anyways". Nigel hadn't realized this, so he asked "Ebony?" so he told him "yesry doodle". he then started saying random things again, such as "brake at flack" while Nigel fought Fenix, who was still attacking birds.

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Subway and kfc then showed up, so Nigel laughed at his name again, pointing it out to Ebony. Ebony claimed that it looked like a resterant, so Nigel told him that it was, before claiming "someone likes their fast-food". ebony asked if kfc meant kick Frick care, so Nigel told him that it meant Kentucky fried chicken. he then told ebony that subway was a coffee shop, and not Taco Bell like he had thought it was. ebony told him that he thought it was a sandwich shop, so Nigel told him "both maybe?". ebony then got bored, so he started screeching again. Nigel told him to stop, so he told him "but thats what bfb is".

Alex attack

Alex attack

meanwhile some bird named Milly started telling them all that her egg had the safest nest in the whole wide world, so nigle decided to go and check it out. he found it under the lid of on of the garbage cans. the dark clone then showed up again, so ebony told Nigel that it wasn't the real one, claiming that the real one would scream "city5 hiiiiiii". Nigel said "oh, right. I usually saw that ._." while ebony said "but it will go u there also". some ringneck named Alex then started attacking Nigel, after killing Milly and her "Safe nest", but was stoped by someone named Bluesavage. Nigel thanked her for saving him. ebony continued on , claiming "btw why keep going to city5 its like she's bossing you", so Nigel told him it was because they usually liked to hang out there, and city1 was just where they met. Ebony claimed that City5 was "silvers" so Nigel asked who this silver bird was. he told him that silver was a friend, so Nigel told him that he hadn't seen a silver around lately. ebony told him that he didn't think that silver liked anyone going to city5 without her permission, so Nigel told him that City5 was the AV's territory and not hers. Nigel then helped Bluesavage kill Alex again, for he had been stalking Nigel in some trees. Ebony started quoting "its cake at stake" "flake" again, so Nigel told him "stop repeating that for fcks sake".

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so many feathers! ._.

the two clones then showed up again, one named "dark night" and the other "Nigel" so Nigel started chasing them while ebony played intense music. subway and Milly meanwhile tried to form a plan to kill Alex. Nigel managed to corner one of the clones at one of the bins, and started killing it, so it told him "your not the only one in the world named Nigel". Nigel ignored its comment and continued killing it, claiming "fck off" while he did so, but found it was imortal. he then remembered who else was immortal and had claimed that she was going to be cloning Nigel - Anani. he told her that he knew who she was, but he was ignored. the clone simply made a nest and tried ignoring him, even though she was constantly attacked. Ebony asked If it was Maggie, so Nigel told him that it wasn't, telling him about Anani and who she was. he told ebony that he could tell it was her just by looking at her, while the clone claimed that she wasn't Anani, questioning who that was. Nigel told her "you, idiot" "don't know yourself? even dumber then I thought!" so she laughed and claimed "uh, no I'm not".

he then asked why she had cloned him, if she "Wasn't Anani", for he didn't see any reason for someone else to clone him. she told him "fine, believe whatever you want -_-" before claiming "I'm not a clone, your not the only one in the world named Nigel", obviously trying to come up with some dumb excuse. Nigel told her "no, your cloning me and you know it" "you cloned dark earlier too". she told him that she didn't so Nigel yelled at her calling her a liar, while Ebony simple watched, before claiming "um ._." "daylight savings?". (what the fck?)

he then started spamming "rlrlrrrrrlrlrlrlrlrlrrrrrrrrrrlrlrlr" over and over, before claiming "I'm 8 years old ;) *I* learn things from the internet!" Nigel ignored Ebony's random comments, for the clone had told him that he had started the fight, she hadn't really wanted to kill him. he told her that she was the one who started it by cloning him, but stopped the argument for Nazli had just arrived. he told her that he had thought she had left, while the clone repeated the quote "your not the only Nigel". Nazli told him that she still played. she started attacking Nigel's clone so he told her not to bother, pointing out that it was immortal. ebony told Nazli who he was, before repeating the "cake at stake" quote again, so Nigel once again told him to shut up. he hadn't realized that he had ignored Nazli's question to wether or not he was on a PC, so she tried to get his attention, saying "aloo Nigel". he asked her what she wanted, so she asked "Are you playing on pcccccccc" so he simply ignored her. she eventually got tired of waiting, and told him to tell her or else she would "get on pc and hack him to make him cry".(wait so if she can get on pc, then why tf is she asking?)

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Ebony decided that he wanted more attention, so he started yelling that he knew how and would tell everyone. Nigel told Ebony to go ahead, for he was sure he was just making it up. instead of telling, he simply spammed "oi oi oi oi oi oi on on.onoi" for no reason, so Nigel simply said "the hell... speak English?". Nazli meanwhile asked Nigel who his clone was, so he told her about Anani. she asked who that was so he told her, and also pointed out that Anani was most likely the same person as Ariana. Nazli claimed "poor her, she can't lag anymore!" while the clone told them that she didn't know who "Ariana" was. nazli said "Ari your wife", so Nigel told her that Ariana was not his wife so Nazli said "she was before". Nigel said that when he had said that she "was" it was simply a joke.

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ebony continued his nonsense, telling them "laptops to try!", while Nazli told Nigel "suuuureeee". Nigel told her to stop going on about the "Ariana wife" thing, while Ebony spammed "look at it". Nigel started killing the clone again, trying to ignore Nazli's "comments". Subway and KFC told Nigel that he/she liked him, so Nazli said "olala" to this.

after more arguing with Nazli, Darkknight showed up and turned out to be the real one for once, so Nigel told her to go to city5, knowing how well she and Nazli got along. once they got there he told dark to go to hill1, not wanting to be followed by ebony or Nazli. once they got there, Nigel told her about Anani, Nazli and Ebony all being at city1 at once. dark told him to lag them if they followed. they then started chatting about how Flab3 only had 12 days left, if what Gamevial had said was true.

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dark then told him about some bird named "0.00 deaths" that she had seen, so he asked her who that was. she told him she wasn't sure, but he had kept annoying her for she had accidentally pooed on him once. he then had named himself "darks*t", whilst trying to lag her. Nigel told her about the two clones, while she claimed that she had poohacked the guy to death. dark said that it was probably because they had nothing better to do, while Nigel told her about ebony being a pest that morning. dark had thought that ebony was gone, for he had "killed himself" after she lagged him, so Nigel told her that he was deffinetly back, and even more annoying then before. Nigel told her about him obsessing over some game he played, and his repeating "Cake at stake".


after that Nigel told Dark about Silver "owning" city5, but she didn't believe this, claiming that anything Ebony said was a lie. Nigel said he was pretty sure it was a lie himself, but was still going to keep an eye out for "silver" incase Ebony was in fact telling the truth.he told her about the time Fighter and Nazli "took over" hill5, making it an official hang out and not letting Nigel go there at all. Nigel had seen someone named Silver around, but dark said that she didn't really care if someone wanted to take over city5.

they eventually decided to go to city5 to see if anyone was there but only found some Russian ringnecks. dark and Nigel managed to kill one of them, and ended up chasing the other one through the city. Dark and the Russian ended up crashing into one of the buildings, so Nigel took the opportunity started killing the ringneck. dark decided to join in, but hit Nigel instead, allowing the ringneck to escape, so they started chasing it yet again. Nigel asked "he's not dead yet?" for he was sure it had died when he attacked it. they eventually managed to kill it in one of the garden things. after that Nigel had to go.

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no names unite!

ft darkknight, ♦ ♣ ❤ ♪, ash, the nonames, Nigel clones, Black vulture, clownie, corner..kick.

that morning he headed to city1, where Darkknight was fighting a group on no names. she said he to him, before pointing out that therefore two him, so he asked "there are?" before turning around and seeing yet another Nigel clone. as Nigel started to chase it down, some Bird named "♦ ♣ ❤ ♪" was telling someone named Ash to stop something or else she would look for trouble.


kill the clone



Nigel flew over to the clone an attempted to kill it, but ended falling off the building while the clone got away. he flew away saying "rlly..", before following it over to the poo fight buildings. once he got to the buildings, he found dark trying to kill Ash and ♦ ♣ ❤ ♪,before complaining that she had lost her aim and she didn't know what to do about it. Nigel killed the clone, and asked Dark if she wanted to go to city5, but she decided to stay for she was fighting some nonames. Nigel decided to help and left to be a starling, when he got back "Nigel2" had arrived. he went back to the poofight buildings and killed the clone, before asking dark what she wanted to do. so she told him that she wanted to murder the idiotic nonames. Nigel decided to help and ended up going after both the no names and the clone.

some eagle named Black vulture asked them to stop, but was completely ignored. Nigel continued to kill the no names, while dark complained about it being nighttime. some bird named clownie claimed that Nighttime was the best, but dark hated it for she couldn't see. clownie then decided to change the mood and told them "when its night time I'm going to kill you all!!", while Nigel asked Dark why she hated the night so much. dark told clownie to go ahead. Nigel's clone then returned, now named "Nigel(real)", so dark tried to kill it but it ended up getting away when some owl named corner..kick. got in the way. dark started yelling at it, while nigel killed one of the no names. Black vulture was still trying to stop the fight, now adding swearwords into his complaints, while some Russian bird completely ignored it and asked for nest help. another clone named "Nigel(rlly)" showed so Nigel asked how many clones there were. dark said there were about 3, and told Nigel that if anyone started lagging, then they would go to city5. another one named "Nigel(fake)" showed up, so dark started fighting it, while Nigel chased the "Nigel" one. he ended up divebombing it, before going after another one named "the fake Nigel".


dark started complaining about the nighttime again, asking "am I crazy? how tf is it night againnnnnnnnnnnn?" while Black vulture continued to ask everyone to stop. Nigel asked her "Cant you see at night?" so she told him that she couldn't see no names. the leader no name yelled "NO NAMES UNITE!!!!", and told all the others to continue attacking, so Dark told him to shut up. one of them changed to "#killdark&nigel", while Nigel and dark fought the No names. "friendly bird" told them that it was "not cool", while one of the no names claimed "too many birds!". dark started using her superpool hack to kill them all, while Blackvultre continued his quest to stop the fight. dark told the no name to leave, but he didn't, and the leader of the group changed to"–––nonames unite–––. friendly bird kept repeating not cool, while dark continued superpooing all the nonames to death. they started repeating "no names unite" despite being continuously killed. some seagull named "nigel4" then showed up, so Nigel asked what the *** this was. Dark claimed that she didnt know. Nigel then had to leave, after killing the clone.

the over fed chick

ft red2, Mistletoe, Bia, juano, evolet, suaki, kimya



later he went to city1, where some bird named mistletoe was making a giant chick. Nigel saw the chick and asked "tf is that thing? what did they feed it?" while some birds named "Juano" and "evolet" fought in front of him. Nigel asked who the chick belonged to, so Evolet told him it was mistletoes. mistletoe, having not listen to their conversation, asked "what?" before falling off the building due to juano pooping on her. after having been pooped on by some no names, evolet, yay, Bia, juano and a few others, mistletoe finally made it back to the building Nigel was sitting on, where he asked "nice chick, wtf did you feed it?". she told him that she didn't feed it anything, and that it was a glitch. Nigel stood on the edge of the building and said "look at it." while some eagle repeatedly flew into its mouth. he claimed "it just stares at you" while evolet agreed. mistletoe told them they could watch it turn into chickzilla, while Nigel said "lol everyone keeps flying through it".


the legend tells that he was never seen again.

he then decided to start flying through it too, while mistletoe explained the glitch to some pigeon named "becyg". mistletoe got into a fight with s bunch of others, while some no name asked why she couldn't die, though she asked it in fancy letters that made it nearly impossible to read. Nigel decided to kill juano, so he chased him until he got him cornered on a building. he yelled at Mistletoe to move, for she got in the way being a swan, but told her never mind when juano died. mistletoe claimed "faq my child's bigger then this building!" so Nigel told her "stop feeding it so much".


you know how it goes.. in one end and out the other..


red2 then showed up, so Nigel said hi to him, while mistletoe said "ya the chick be a fatty!". red claimed "hallo agan!" so Nigel told mistletoe that red2 was a bit weird. mistletoe told Nigel "this is so scary ;-; the chick turns its head every time I move", so Nigel told red "they over fed it.." for he was staring at it. she started telling them "no, I didn't...its a glitch" but was cut off when some pigeon kimya started attacking her. Nigel yelled "KILL IT!" and started trying to attack the pigeon, but stopped when red told hi "Nigel sowone tel me tat you are grefing". mistletoe said "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!" and started chasing after the pigeon, while Nigel asked red what "grefing" was supposed to be. red only told him "yeas" so he asked again what it meant. he to no answer, instead red2 went and sat next to some other ringneck named suaki, and was eventually joined by yay. red then randomly said "it was illuminati" so Nigel told him "your illuminati, thats your other name". red ignored him, while Bia started trying to kill everyone. Nigel asked him if that was in fact his other name, so he told him "no". Nigel asked " why a few days ago it was then?" "that or theres another red2?" he didn't get an answer, for his internet died.

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once he got back, mistletoe ended up having to leave, for her mom had texted her and she would have to die in order to text her back. Nigel started complaining about his internet as he usually did. Red2 asked Nigel "to you now try_hd", so Nigel told him that he did know trap, after deciphering reds message. he told red2 what trap had done a few days ago, so red2 told him "he tollt me tat you say you love her !!" Nigel told him that he didn't "love" trap, claiming "she "loves" me, I think." "in the obsessive way." he got the reply "and she tolt me you sey I an your brotter" so he didn't answer, not understanding what reds message even meant. Nigel then realized that red2 had been there the whole time while he was stalked by trap, so he questioned him, claiming "wait, you were there when she/he stalked me? at city 5 or wherever.."

mistletoe, who hadn't left yet, told them that she deffinetly had to leave now, so Nigel, knowing her chick would die too, claimed "nooo, he's so young, so innocent, so.... fat." mistletoe claimed "bye bye chickzilla, you will be missed" while Nigel told her that he would arrange a funeral for it.

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once the two had left, red2 asked Nige to go to city 5, so they went there. once they arrived, Nigel told red2 about his shitty wifi, telling him that he would return if he left, but hopefully he wouldn't. he then crashed into one of the buildings, and cursed at it. red2, who seemed to be ignoring Nigels warnings about his wifi, asked him "illuminati tolt me you soke Germany", so Nigel told him that no, he didn't speak German, only English, before claiming "illuminati - wrong!". red2 told him "I don't now he hate you" so Nigel asked him why that was. red2 told Nigel "and he is skert of you"(this guys spelling is fcking priceless.....), so Nigel asked "skert". "wtf does that mean." he got the answer "yeas" "skery" so Nigel asked "oh, you mean scared?". red2 told him "skert" so Nigel gave up on trying to correct him, only saying "Well. uh... ok." he was told "yeas sory :("

after an awkward silence, red2 asked Nigel "will you kam tomoro hir agan", so Nigel told him that he was on Flab3 every day. red2 told him "I can speke wihf heim and he will be hir to", so Nigel told him he would try and meet up with him, while trying not to laugh at red's horrid spelling. he then told Nigel that he was trap's big brother(I don't get which one is which, so is he illuminati? that means he was stalking me? gay weirdo. but then he's talking like illuminati is another person, unless he's got alter egos? ya, that must be it....) and claimed that she would be there for him. Nigel, having not understood what red2 was taking about himself, asked "I'm not his brother", so red2 told him "no, I am his brother."

red2 then said "see ja Nigel" so he asked if he was leaving. he told him "I will talk wif mi brotter and wif illuminati bedauern he is scert of you I don't now why" (so he's not illuminati? I'm so confused..). Nigel decided to ask him why his name was "Red2", and got the answer "I don't now, its coll", before red randomly left claims "bey Nigel!". Nigel just stood on the building and said "WHAT THE F WAS ALL THAT SUPOSED TO MEAN? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!


weird city

ft fckoff, Blueflame, l., Shann, angrypigeon, ayano, allegra, cocolino,

Nigel went to city1 where blue and l. where telling people that some bird named "Fckoff" was weird. fckoff was apparently the sister of Shann. Nigel told them "Well, her name is a bit.. uh... different?" for it wasn't every day you met someone named "fckoff". wait. I take that back. this if flab3 were talking about. anyways! fckoff started telling them them someone named "polu" was a hoe for some reason, while Nigel repeated what he had said to blue flame, for she hadent seen the message before. blue said "like l. is", so l. told her "nah". Nigel said he had been talking about fckoff, and not l. blue told him that it was "levy", while Nigel asked if l. was blackwolfking. he didn't get an answer, instead, "the weirdest name eve (;" while fckoff claimed "See, she's a hoe." Nigel told them "I've seen worse, don't worry. much. worse. " fckoff told blue(I think thats who she's talking to?) "she probably don't like you because she thinks your gonna be like polu and take her idiot", so l. said "I told you." blue said "just put polu omg", for fckoff kept using the fancy name of it, while d.shann.quinn finally spoke up and said "that'll never happen levy."

some ringneck named "yay" then started killing everyone, while fckoff claimed "he's of fcking disgusting apparently they both like that." l. told them that he would be "afk", while Nigel ended up being killed by yay. when he got back he asked who it was who was disgusting, but got no answer, instead fckoff said "I don't know who the f would like that." Nigel asked who they were talking about, but again got no answer. fckoff told them "polu left death, remember?" so blue asked "polu?". Nigel flew over to two pigeons sitting on the poofight buildings and said "idk whats going on.." while fckoff continued, claiming that who ever this was had blocked death and ignored him. blue said that she didn't know polu, so d.shann told her "I do. ;)". Nigel told them that he hadn't heard that name before so blue told him "same". fckoff said "so polu is a hoe and now she's trying to get with the idiot..." so d.shann said "interesting."


Angrypigeon then showed up. you can guess where this is going. the first word he spoke was "mwahahahahah"... Nigel said "rlly.. angry swan?" to this, while l. said "kids drama as usual.." angrypigeon told Nigel "nah its angry pigeon" while fckoff told them "in Hawaiian polu is a color." Nigel started telling blue how angry was sometimes a pigeon, so angry pigeon told them "no Im another one." blue told fckoff "if he gets back with her he's a dhead" so she told her "polu is a dumb sassy c*** -_-". l. , who had been listening in on Nigel and blue discussing wether or not angry pigeon was angry swan or not, told them "yes, its definitely him (;" while Nigel started chasing the pigeon. he ended up killing him after chasing him around one of the blue buildings, so blue said "yay!" while l. laughed. l. told them "he'll return" and sure enough someone named "pigeon" did. Nigel started chasing him again, while fckoff continued her rant about polu, claiming "seriously tho, polu is a hoe..." when Nigel caught up to pigeon, he realized that it wasn't actually a pigeon but a eagle, so he started criticizing this while some nonane ringneck helped kill him.


Blu started telling someone named "Isobel" to spell their name right, while fckoff continued insulting the "polu" person. Nigel told fckoff "you don't need to say it 10 times" "we get it, you hate polu, who ever the f that is". fckoff ignored Nigel, and said "find out what polu means, you'll know who I'm talking about ;]" but was ignored , instead she got killed by Nigel. he then got killed by some bird named "ayano". when he got back, ayano and Allegra were still trying to kill fckoff. some bird named "cocolino" told them to leave fck "odd" alone, but was ignored.


some bird named "fonsyle" showed up and asked if anyone could see his name, so Nigel told him he could. while he was chatting with the new bird, fckoff attacked him. Nigel ignored the attack, and told fonsyle what he thought his name said, for he had been asked this. cocolino attacked Nigel, and he ended up dying again. when he got back cocolino told him "nigga niggel leave no name fck off alone bitbitch!" while fckoff said "can't help it but polu is a hoe".

(I just looked up the meaning on "polu" and its blue. so is it blue flame, bluebird, or ebony-blue.)

who is she?

ft Ebony, Leonardo, blue flame, fckoff, Leandro, marnel, sou br,

Crazy birds

he then left for a bit, and when he got back some bird named "Leonardo" was using poo hack to kill everyone. he helped Blueflame and Fckoff try to kill him, but they found that he was immortal, so they just ended up watching massacre. someone tried to lag, so Nigel ended up adding <I> to his name to stop it. some no name wasn't happy with the lag either, so he started spamming "heap bitch lagg". after being lagged out about 50 times, it turned out that Ebony was the one behind it.


meanwhile, fckoff told Nigel "ha, didn't know you'll turn out to be a stupid bitch.", so Nigel asked him what he meant. "how am I a "stupid bitch"?" he got no answer, only "playing with people who'll use you". Nigel told fckof that he wasn't doing that, and asked her who she was. again he got no answer, just "so your a fake like the rest." Nigel asked "uh... wtf? who tf are you?" so fckoff told him "its bad to call someone a slut btw". Nigel, not knowing what she meant by that, told her, "I never called anyone that?" Nigel again asked who fckoff was, while she called him various mock versions of of old name "lord Shen". d.shann seemed to know who she was, but didn't say anything, only shook her head, while fckoff continued the names. two no names then ambushed Nigel and killed him. when he got back, fckoff told. him "wb, lord shet ;)" so he again asked who she was. famousyoutuber had now joined, and said hi to Nigel. Nigel greeted him while fckoff said hi as well. she got the answer "haii levy", so Nigel asked "wait, levi??", not seeing the y instead of i. famous asked why Nigel asked that, so he asked him "who is that "Fckyou" guy?". fckoff told Nigel "not Levi. you are stupid." while Nigel asked her how she knew his old name. she told him she didn't know, and got a "e.e" face for that.


she then asked "so, what happened to ace bandit?" so Nigel told her "he left?" "why ask." while he was asking this, the same no name attacked him yet again, killing him. when he got back, he asked fckoff again about why she wanted to know about ace's whereabouts, so she told him "wondering." "he's dead. right?" Nigel told her that he wasn't dead, at least he didn't think he was, he had only quit flab3. while he told her this the no name attacked him again, this time while he was sitting in one of the trees. he managed to get away from it, while fckoff asked him about what happened to Kapro. Nigel told her that he had left, and asked "you knew them?" while famous asked d.shann how "lif" had been. Ebny, who had been there the whole time, told them all "well I'm going kill myself real life now bye. well just bored" and left. Fckoff claimed "interesting." to this, while Nigel just didn't say anything.

the same no name again attacked Nigel, in the building that he usually hung out in, some told in "omg, STOP IT!!!" but he yet again died. when he got back, fckoff told him "all I know is that you dated cherie", so Nigel told him "like in 2011.." he then asked fckoff who she was again, so famous said "me?" thinking Nigel was insulting him by saying "fckoff" before he asked. Nigel told him "no. fck off", not realizing that it looked like an insult. fckoff told him "idk who I am?" while no name said "hahaha ha its em dark!" (I have no idea what that one was supposed to mean.)


he then had to leave for a few minute, and when he got back some no name was telling someone "but ghosts still exists". someone named "German shepherd", presumably the one noname was talking to, said "how are you a ghost while playing..?. fckoff spoke up and said "Ima ghost Shen, I don't exist", so Nigel, not buying it, told her "you got other names?" German asked "huh?...." so Nigel told him that he was taking to fckoff. fckoff said "only to people who believe in them", but Nigel didn't see it for some bird named Fenix was superpooing d.shann to death, and that ended up spamming the chat. Nigel asked "what did you say? something about "believe in you" or something?" but didn't get an answer. Nigel asked her if he had known her a while ago, but she told him that she didn't.

meanwhile German told them "thats cool? but it does not exist, its a mif". Nigel corrected him, claiming "myth" before asking Fckoff "but how do you know my old name then?". he got the answer "Shen or lord shet, or the other one that starts with a f or p idk", so he said "its not lord shet." 'who the fck are you." fckoff only laughed, seeing that Nigel was getting pissed off now, and said "a myth". she then started walking in circles around Nigel, while some birds named "marnel" and "pegazus" started fighting. he asked if she was ryuik, but got the answer "no", and the same to "blackwolfking" as well, she claimed she was a girl. Nigel named a few people he knew, but she was non of them. she started asking Nigel about the wasp clan, after he had mention a few of the wasps, so he told her "there dead. thank god" "they had issues". German told them "no, there still around" so Nigel said "better not be?" "they were fcking stupid". German told him "i'l think about it", while Nigel added "so. stupid." after a little bit of thinking, German told them "I am Kentucky, but I think they are still around", while fckoff said "eh, black annoys me, Ima go to another server" for blackwolfking had just joined.
Nigel decided to follow her, after telling some bird named "broken hope" who was complaining about her typing that his was even worse. "I can't either, don't worry" "my spelling is shit ;)"

he found fckoff at city2, where some bird named Lusion was telling her that she was a girl and she wasn't dating anyone. Nigel, not knowing why she was saying this, asked "...? and?" but only got "...." as a reply. after a long silence, Nigel asked "what now?" so fckoff asked him and l. why they even followed her. Nigel told her it was because there was nothing else to do, before asking who she was for the 100th time. she told him "levy" so he asked if she had any other names. instead of answering nigel, she went over to l. and started trying to kill him, while some swan named "Leandro" stood and watched. while Nigel and Leandro watched, a traffic warden walked by and killed the two.

when he got back, Fckoff was saying "and he's alive", so he asked who she was talking about. she told him "idiot", instead of telling him. after a while, she said "shennyyyy?", so he asked her what she wanted. she started asking him questions, which he decided not to answer. he flew over to l., who was just sitting staring at a tree, and asked why he was just standing there. while he was standing watching l., fckoff flew over to him and decided to sit under him(idk why but robins seem to like doing that to larger birds o_o), so he asked her why she what she was doing. she didn't answer, and instead flew back over to l. and pooped on him. Nigel asked her why she kept doing that to him, so she told him "he's a bitch".

meanwhile, some pigeon named marnel started attacking an eagle named "sou br".


angry's servant

ft Maggie, fckoff, Angryswan,Angrypigeon, Blueflame, mistletoe

Nigel decided to head back to city1, where he found Maggie. as usual, he started calling her by the nickname she was known by - "maggot", which she obviously didn't like. she told him to stop, but he didn't. as he was flying around the city(because what else the fck do you do on flab3?) he noticed someone named "nigel2" had joined. he decided to ignore him, even though he knew exactly who it was, and continued to harass Maggie. fckoff told Nigel "its Maggie", while blue flame told them that death was going to France to see nazli. Maggie then left, and changed her name to "Nigel <------ maggot", while someone cloned l., who had claimed that Angryswan was there. Nigel then realized that Maggie was still there, so the other one was not her, but in fact someone else(who ever guesses gets $50.....). fckoff told Nigel that if Maggie was a maggot, then he was a faggot, while Maggie told him that the name calling annoyed her. someone named "nigelthemaggull" then showed up and killed Nigel. 

&quot;that annoys me&quot;

(to make this clear, Angrypigeon and Angryswan are not the same bird, I don't think.)

when he got back, fckoff was telling blue flame that nazli and death had broke up, so she told him that they hadn't. Nigel told them that he had hear that Nazli had apparently done "something" to death, so fckoff said "so many different stories." while they chatted about this, Angryswan changed his name to "ki l. l." to mock l.'s name, and, well, started killing people. Angrypigeon also showed up, and claimed "mwahahahaha I will enjoy this!". Nigel, still thinking that pigeon was Angryswan, told him go to away, while blue flame told fckoff "they are together get it death was here 2 days ago telling us he's with nazli last year and now.(death better not be who I think he is..)". Angryswan changed his name to "miss l. toe" to mock mistletoes name, so Nigel and blue flame started laughing at it. Angrypigeon called Nigel "nigull", while angry swan changed his name to "nozheydintbizch", so Nigel, now realizing that there were 2 "angrys", asked which was which. blue told him "clones", while angrypigen told Nigel "its angry pigeon dammit!!!!!" someone named "lefty the bear" showed up, and had his name criticized by Nigel as usual. 

after a while, Angrypigeon randomly said "blueporn f(lame)", while blue wondered wether she should go and play a different game. pigeon continued the name calling, claiming "Nigel the seablue". blue told angry "save the born for urself" so Nigel agreed "ya rlly". after being ignored by Blue and Nigel, for they were trying to do some building glitch, Pigeon spammed "blue f(lame) you can go suck", so blue told him "nope". he continued the spam, so nigle told him to shut up, while blue told him that she didn't do that. mistletoe said "well someone's triggered here.." for pigeon was still spamming the message. blue told him that she would cut certain parts of him off if he ever tried anything, while Nigel wrote out a hate message for him: "angry swan just shut up already, no ones listening to you, ur insults rant even funny, so just sit the fkin hell up and go get a life you dumbass baby". some bird named minozen asked if it was pigeon bee, so Nigel told her that he was sure it was Angryswan, and not pigeon. pigeon told them "nigman flame", but got no answer, so he said "angry pigeons kill humana in real life mwahahaha". Nigel told him that they didnt, but told him that seagulls did kill pigeons. he told angry to think about that, while blue flame laughed at it.  


Angry pigeon the left, so Blue told Nigel "he'll come back", he agreed, claiming that he'd probably be cloning someone when he did. surprisingly, Angrypigeon returned with his name, causing both blue and Nigel to say "or not" at the same time. Nigel told Blue not to give Angrypigeon any ideas but it was too late, for Angrypigeon claimed "hmmm" and left, leaving Nigel to just stand there and say "well sh*t". Pigeon retuned, surprisingly not cloning anyone, while mistletoe informed Nigel that one of the "Angrys" had been cloning dark night yesterday. Nigel told her "he's weird, thats why", is mistletoe agreed with that. blue flame said "I'm not the only one who thinks that" so Nigel started telling them about what Angry had done on the flab3 wiki. Blueflame told him that she didn't go on that wiki, so he told her not to or it was nothing but random arguing all the time. mistletoe told them that Angrypigeon was trying so hard to get into the building Blue and Nigel were in, but he kept failing to do so for he was a starling and not a robin. Nigel told Blueflame about what angry had posted on the wiki, but got interrupted by Angrypigeon, who told them that Angryswan was his brother. Nigel continued telling Blue about Angry's "horror stories" on the wiki, telling her that she didn't want to read them, while mistletoe told them that she didn't think it was creepy at all. Blue asked "are you related to him" so Nigel told her "no? I am not!!", so she told him that she wasn't talking to him. they were then attacked by Pigeon, who by some miracle managed to get into the building they were hiding it. blue started fighting it while Nigel asked how he got in. blue told him to leave them alone, calling him a creeper, while Nigel managed to corner it and started to kill it. he then realized that Pigeon was immortal, and told blue flame that he didn't think it was the real Angryswan.  


meanwhile, mistletoe kept trying to figure out how they got into the building. Nigel told her "magic", before telling blue flame that the real Angryswan wasn't a hacker. Pigeon told them "your dumb (;", while Nigel said that the real one usually screamed everything he said. as he said this, Angryswan showed up, and asked "WATTT GOEENG ON HERR???!!" (I swear that pigeon summoned him!!!) so Nigel asked "so its not him." while asked what was happening, while Nigel told Angry that Pigeon had cloned him. Pigeon told them "angry swan is here (;" so Nigel told him "we can see". Pigeon told Nigel that he hadn't been on flab3 for a year, and his name hadn't changed, while Angry told him "angree Peigon!! we met agen......!!". Blueflame asked Nigel, who was trying to figure out a way to kill Angryswan(who was now spamming "nigael"), to come to her so she could show him something. Nigel asked her where she was, but eventually found her up on one of the poofight buildings. as soon as he got to the building, they were attacked by Pigeon yet again, so Nigel decided to get out of there and headed back down the the building that Angry was hiding in. he was spamming "me leef fur 3 weiks end all dis hapen!" so Nigel asked "so you did leave?"  


Blue then yelled "Nigel behind you!!!!!", so he flew up just before just as pigeon was about to attack him. Pigeon ended up crashing into the back of building, instead of attacking Nigel like he was aiming for, and died. Nigel asked Angryswan "why couldn't you leave for like, 3 years?" but got the answer "nigael!! not talc to u!". he told swan "leave. for 3 years, pls." so angry told him "niagel,, me not leef". Blue corrected him on his horrid spelling, so he told her "blua poflame,, shuttt!!!!!!". blue asked him "what? you bizch", and got the answer "SHUTTY UPPP NOOW!!!!"  

Pigeon returned, and did his ;) face, while some bird named "terminator bird" asked what the hell was going on. Nigel told angry that the only one who needed to shut up was him, for he was now telling blue "u want tha poop?? I get et 2 u!". Pigeon told her "yea blue f(lame), shut up" while Nigel told angry to try and "get him", telling him to "fight like a man", so Angry told him "nigael,, I not man,, I swannn.... idieot!". Nigel told him "then fight like a swan!". instead of angry attacking him, pigeon decided do so himself, and ended up killing Nigel for he only had 1 life left. who he got back, he became a swan so he could try and get to angry in his building and kill him. instead, angry pigeon attacked killed again, while Angry told him "angrae peigaon,, tace cer off dem...." when he got back, blue flame was telling angry "u lil.hiding bitch!!!" while angry told pigeon "kall dem....". Nigel asked "who is he, your servant?", while pigeon told angry that he would kill the two.  

Nigel decided to try being a swan again, and this time managed to get into the building. he started killing angry, who was saying "blau u gona gat tha poop!". blue told angry "Try me!" after killing Pigeon, but didn't get an answer for Nigel had killed hi, before spamming "ahahahaahaha!!!!!!". while Nigel and blue where laughing, angry returned and said "I not dieded.." "Nigel or ligger". he ended up getting killed yet again, while spamming "go weeeeeeeeeyyy!!!".  

meanwhile, mistletoe asked if the two angrys where 4 years old, so he told her they were probably younger then that. Angry returned again, and hid in a different building while spamming "aaaaaahh!!!!!". Nigel told him "Aaaaaaaaaaahhh your going diiiiieeeee!!!!" and flew into his building to kill him yet again. angry said "hou u tank u arr?????!!!???" but ended up spamming gibberish as he was killed. when he returned for the 5th time, he told Nigel "dats et. u gona get died." but didn't get to kill Nigel for he had to leave.   

jan 6

hanging out with Gamers and the stalkers.

ft Gamerz, Corne, no name, ..., Evelotbichhaha

That morning Nigel went to city1, where gamers was sitting on the nest building while saying "that retard corne will lag..." his statement must have been true, for he was the only bird in the entire city. Nigel asked who was lagging(because sometimes I really am stupid) so gamers told him that Corne the swan was the one. Nigel told gamers that he thought Corne was weird.

after a while of chatting about stuff, how their holiday had went and all that, some no name showed up. Gamers called him an idiot, before telling Nigel that it was Corne it disguise. Nigel asked corne what was wrong with him, while gamers started cursing at him. Nigel decided to go and look for Corne, and flew around some of the redybrown buildings(some no names r too lazy to fly to find a good hiding spot to fly right onto these buildings and sit there). he couldn't find Corne anywhere, and told gamers this. Gamers said he could use sneak hack to look for him, but then decided against it for it would take too long to set it up. Nigel asked if they should just ignore Corne, so Gamers told him no. he told Nigel that Corne had been asking how to play flab3 on PC, so Nigel told him about how Corne had followed him and Dark around asking about it. Gamers then left for a few minutes. while he was gone, Nigel asked Corne if he could talk to him, but got no answer.

once Gamers got back, he showed Nigel his hack - he could depart but still be in the room, and hear what others were saying. Nigel asked "so that hack does exist?" for many birds thought that it wasn't real, and just a. rumor, so Gamers told him "yup". Gamers then told Nigel, who was killing some Russian eagle, to go to city4 to see if the Noname Corne would follow them, so Nigel agreed to the plan. when he got there, Gamers told him to go to hill2, so he went.

once they were there, Gamers told Nigel that the Flab3 they ere both playing was the 2014 version of it. Nigel told him that he had noticed that a lot of the buildings weren't updated, along with some birds as well. gamers told him he was glad that it wasn't, so Nigel asked him why. Gamers told him "its best this way" but was interrupted when No name Corne found them, and told them "fools, I found you again!". gamers told corne "fool, go away" "got no life?" "nothing to do but stalk others?". Gamers then continued telling Nigel why Flab3 was better now - less hacks if people did find it, most of the hacks were gone. Nigel told him that dark had mentioned some of them being missing. Gamers said he could probably find all the hacks again.
&quot;the heck&quot;
Nigel then told Gamers about the rumor of Flab3 possible dying on the 15th. gamers, who was saying "this no name has no life..", asked who said that, so Nigel told him "the pigeon idiot on the wiki, she spoke with Gamevial." Gamers said "unless someone hosts it?" so Nigel told him "unless someone else can take it over." Gamers told him that he was hoping either Kingslayer or himself got to keep the servers up, so Nigel asked if he had tried to speak to gamevial. he said he had done so once, and also thought that Gamevial wanted to keep all there games up. Nigel asked if he could somehow host the servers, so he told him he could, but it would cost money. Nigel asked how hosting actually worked, so he told him it was through paying Gamevial.

some no name then showed up, so Nigel tried to kill it, asking "who tf is this?". Gamers said he had no clue to who it was, before trying to kill it. Nigel tried to kill the no name, but accidentally hit Gamers instead, after getting pooed on by it. after trying to kill the no name without success Nigel asked if it was immortal, for so far it wasn't dying. Gamers left to go get untouchable hack, while the no name told Nigel that he/she was in fact immortal. Nigel told her "we can tell" "no need to say it 5 times", for she was now spamming it. No name then told Nigel that she wasn't using hacks to be immortal, so Nigel told her he didn't care, knowing it was probably just an attention grab. No name gave up on that, and went back to saying "I'm immortal" over and over. no name then flew over and attacked Nigel again, killing him.


when he got back, some bird named "evoletbichhaha"(who I will call "EBH" because I'm too lazy to type the full name out) was there, while No name told Nigel "you bitch!". No name continued the insults, telling nigle to go to hell, while EBH started killing him. Nigel told no name "you too, asshole". EBH told them "no rage" before flying over to the tree Nigel was hiding in. No name also flew over and tried to get to Nigel, but EBH got to him first and ended up killing him. when he got back, no name called him an idiot, while EBH told them "I love making rqging" "I love make raging Nigel". Nigel told him to go away, telling him that he started it, while No name said "mad Nigel!" "afraid of me". Nigel ignored No name, and decided to try and trap EBH in the house. his plan was to go inside it(using a glitch), and then attack EBH when he went to enter the house. the plan unfortuanly backfired for once you got inside the house, a "ceiling" formed so you got trapped underneath it. meanwhile, any bird who went in could fly over it, before they got trapped themselves. EBH flew over it, and pooped on Nigel, but he managed to get away. Nigel went back to the building and tried to get in again, but No name was waiting for him at the entrance and killed him.

No names lovely crash.

when he got back he tried to attack the no name that killed him, but the other one ambushed him and started killing him instead. he managed to get away with one life, and hid in the corn field, hoping the no name wouldn't have a hard time seeing where he was. Gamers returned, so Nigel welcomed him back before telling him that the no names and EBH were weird. Gamers told him that he was sorry that he had taken so long, and that all the birds were "all him", meaning Corne. No name told gamers "pls help, Nigel is bad!" before flying over to the corn field where Gamers was killing EBH. Nigel managed to attack the no name, for he crashed into the field allowing for an easy attack, but he somehow managed to poo on Nigel once, killing him yet again. EBH asked "why I kill me" so gamers told her "you make no sense". when Nigel got back, EBH was asking what "sense" was, while Nigel sarcastically told him "why can't you killed you..."

EBH flew over to the trees where Nigel was sitting, and tried to attack, but ended up crashing instead, so Nigel told him "nice one!" before attacking. EBH told Nigel "ok sorry!!!" hoping Nigel would stop, but he didn't. he then tried saying "the s d w!" so Nigel told him to speak English. (AAAAND THEN IT STARTS TO GET WEIRD) EBH told Nigel "the s** of Nigel its soft", so Nigel asked "what the fck?" "shut up!". Gamers returned after leaving for a few minutes, so Nigel told him "gamers this is getting rlly weird!!" Gamer told Nigel to ignore them, calling them "little kids", so he decided to try that, hoping many they'd get bored and leave. EBH told gamers that he loved him, so Nigel laughed, saying "oh, now its on to you haha... :|". Gamers told him that he wasn't gay, while No name told him "ok uncle you older than me." Gamers told him "yes I am", so EBH spoke up and told him that he was his idol. gamer told Nigel "they can't even spell!" so Nigel laughed, before saying "neither can I sometimes to tell you the truth... e.e" for he realized that he had spelt "lmao" wrong. Gamers told him it was ok, and that EBH's was constant.

Nice one!

gamers started telling Nigel about the Game hosting again, telling him that he wished there was a way he could keep the game up. Nigel asked "but I thought you can host it?" so Gamers said "what if they eventually stop getting it hosted". EBH tried to interrupt, saying "ur don't happy u have a idol" but was ignored. Nigel asked gamers "can you somehow get the game from them and run it yourself?" so gamers told him that he could possibly do it. EBH asked Nigel If they could "make a baby", and Nigel coincidently said "idk how tf that would work".(he was talking to gamers, not knowing how gamers getting the game would work) Gamers then had to leave, after telling Nigel that he didn't have Gamevial's "game engine".

once Gamers left, Nigel said "great.. now he let me with you two.", and turned around to face EBH, who was standing behind him. Nigel asked him who he was, so he turned away and said "Im your love..". Nigel told him that he was not his love, telling him that he didn't have a "love". EBH asked why, so Nigel told him "cause your not. he was then asked "why I have a big s**", so Nigel asked "Wtf dude." "if there something wrong with you?". EBH landed next to him and told him "I have a [ the rest of this comment has been deleted for being fucking gross]", and then flew away. Nigel asked "you get that Ima guy right?" wondering if EBH had mistaken him for a girl. he got no answer, instead only "hug?" so he told him "no. go hug a tree." EBH told him "your bad!" "I havd q!" so Nigel asked what q was supposed to mean. he repeated his comment from earlier, though replacing some words with "zizi" and others that I wont repeat. Nigel told him "you don't need to keep repeating that, I don't need to hear it", but got the answer "or I can be your baby!". he asked what he meant, so EBH told him "yes. I can be your baby." so Nigel told him "hm, you know what you can be?" "Dead." "pls.". he told Nigel that he was immortal, and asked him how he "make dead". Nigel told him "cut your head off." "or jump off a cliff." EBH flew over to him again, and asked for a hug, so Nigel simply walked away. he asked "sl why not. I love you", so Nigel told him "I don't love you." EBH said "I'm" so Nigel asked him what he meant. he got the answer "your love".

Hug a tree.

after that he decided to head to city1.

Anani followed.

ft EBH, Evolet, Ebonyblue, Slim shady, Killer pigeon, Cyka, Famousyoutuber, Anani

once he got to city1, he found Famousyoutuber there, along Ebony and Cyka. some pigeon pooed on Nigel for some reason, while Ebony watched before asking "tf was that for." EBH arrived, and, seeing Nigel, yelled "oh my lover!!!" Nigel told Ebony to be careful of EBH, claiming he was "weird as fck", but was ignored, for Ebony wast starting his usual weirdness, saying "as a winter hoesy". EBH flew over to Nigel, and stood by him, while he watched Famous and Ebony fighting the pigeon and someone named Industrial wolf. some swan named Slim Shady also joined in. Ebony told Nigel "now famous just pooed on me", not realizing it was an accident. EBH asked Nigel is he could kill him, so he told him "no. you can't. kill urself instead pls". Ebony asked "can't what?" so he told him "kill me. evelot wants to kill me." The real Evolet was there, and said "oh, a clone?" so Nigel told her what it had done at hill5. Nigel then decided to head back to hill5, for Ebony and Evolet were arguing, Enony telling her that no one noticed she had left.

Tf was that for!

before he left, he saw that EBHt had left as well, obviously going to follow him. he decided to go anyways, and when he arrived he found not EBH there, but Anani. Nigel asked her "oh, so it was you." but only got "what." as a reply. he told her "you were stalking me. as Evoletbichhaha" so she said "no...". Nigel glared at her, so she told him "I just got here". Nigel asked her why she followed him then, so she asked what he was doing at hill5. Nigel told her he was trying to get away from the weird stalker. Anani decided to randomly change the subject and told Nigel "kill pigeonbee. " Nigel told her no, asking if she got that Pigeon could have saved Flab3 from dying, so she said "I keep getting banned...". Nigel asked her "I wonder why". Anani then got mad and left, so Nigel laughed before leaving himself.


The hug bird

ft Seagull-mary, Lury, Killer, Mini Robin11, Roulette,

that night he headed to city1 where there was another seagull named "Mary" telling others that someone was "starling aborbb". a lot of birds were fighting over the Nest building, Industrywolf was killing random people, while Roulette tried to stop him. Mary asked why people pooed on her all day, while someone named "Lury" asked Nigel to kill insutrywolf. someone named killer showed up and said "nigeeeeeeeellll!" so he asked what he wanted. he also told Mary to get off the building, for she was standing right under the fight and was constantly getting pooped on. she decided to fly over to another building, and was joined by Nigel.

Killer then said "hug to jiminie", whos said "aww" in return. Lury, who must have gotten mad at Nigel for not killing who ever she wanted to be killed, told Nigel that he would kill him, but was ignored. Nigel started chatting with Mary, asking her if she was new, for he hadn't seen her before at city1, so she told him "nah". Killer then randomly told everyone "I'm not black, I don't love the black and the arab" so Nigel asked "wtf killer". killer asked him "whattttt" "its reql!" so Nigel called him weirdo. Mary told Nigel that killer had done this before, while Jiminie laughed at what killer had said. Nigel told Mary that he was pretty sure Killer had stalked him earlier, finding killer very similar to EBH from hill5. he was inturrupted by Lury, who finally decided to actually attack him. Killer told them "what, I'm racist and gay, and so?"(ye got the gay part right o_o) .Mary asked when this happened, so he told her "Earlier, at hill5, h kept saying rude things to me.." she claimed that she hated it when people stalked, while Lury told Nigel "I not a he", for she thought Nigel was talking to her. Nigel told Lury "no, the other one" before telling Mary that he hated it too. Nigel told Mary that he was always stalked, and to prove the point killer said "I love you Nigel!". Killer then started calling Nigel "Nigella" while Mary said "I see that." Nigel told him that he was a boy and called him an idiot, while Lury told Nigel that he was lying, and that he "swore" everyone. Killer told Nigel "you are not girl" while Nigel told Lury to come and kill him, for he had gone into his "house" using a glitch. Lury realized what Nigel had done and started cursing at him.

famous youtuber then showed up, and was created by Seagull Mary who told him she was "starling aborb". killer tried to hug Bluesavage, but got no reply, so he said "he don't want :(". he then tried the same with Roulette, while Nigel asked why he was trying to hug everyone. Lury told Nigel that she was losing her patience, and told him to get out of his building so Nigel told her no, while Killer said "I love hug." Lury decided that if asking nicely wouldn't work, she would try another way and started calling Nigel various swear words, hoping that would work, but still got "nope" as a reply. she told Nigel "you so scared" so he told her "eh, its quite nice in here." meanwhile, killer gave up trying to hug roulette, saying "he too don't want." so roulette told him "she." she got the reply "ha! she!" "so sorry."

Lury then told Nigel "ha, and you tricked me into being friends." before flying away, so Nigel asked "um.. we were friends?" so she told him that he had asked if they could be friends. Nigel told her that he never asked that, claiming "i didnt do anything to you". Lury told him "you said "friends"", but was ignored. Nigel told everyone that he had to go, so Killer tried to hug him goodbye. some bird named "Mini robin11" said "a friend a bird". Nigel then left.


Who is Polu?

ft Fckoff, Memilcat, Nesthelper, Pigeon, Xoppop cahc,

On January 8, Nigel went to cityscape1, and met "Fckoff" again. Fckoff had been telling him she missed the "old Nigel", and claimed that he talked to"fakes". Cyka was also there and asked Fckoff is Nigel was now an enemy, but was told no. Fckoff asked Nigel why he had pooed on her the other day, so he told her it was because she was being rude to others, and also her name made him think that she was just a random troll, and not someone he actually knew. she started going on about Polu again, so Nigel tried asking who the heck this mysterious bird was. she told him that Polu was color in Hawaiian, so Nigel started guessing which one it was : "blue? red? yellow? purple? i don't know anyone named Polu.". Fckoff told Nigel that she couldnt say who it was, for she didnt want to get "snitched" on. Nigel tried again, asking how he could talking to a "Fake" when he didnt even know who that was. they were interrupted by Cyka, who asked "Fake nigel?" so Nigel told him he wasn't fake. she asked "clone?" so Nigel told him no, and explained what the were talking about. Fckoff told Nigel that he did know the person, he just didn't know who she was talking about. Nigel then had to leave for a minute.

some bird named Nesthelper started eating popcorn and claimed to be "Watching the drama", while some bird named "Memilcat" dealt with someone named "Pigeon", so seemed to be targeting Nigel and Polu for target practice. Cyka saw this, and told the Pigeon to go after him instead, but ended up getting killed and had second thoughts about what he just said.

once nigel returned, he asked Fckoff again, and got the answer "for me to know, and for you to never find out". he asked her why she had told him to stop talking to fakes then, seen as he wouldn't know who the "Fake" actually was, so she told him he would figure it out on his own. Nigel asked her if she meant Anani, for he haddnt thought of her. he thought maybe she thought he was her "friend" seen as he did sometimes talk to her. fckoff told him that it wasn't anani, so he asked if if was Darkknight. Fckoff didnt anwer, for she was fighting some bird named "xoppop cahc", who was flying around yelling "I LIKE KILLED ALL", so he assumed that it wasn't her. it was confirmed when Fckoff eventually told him "not even close". Nigel again told her that he didnt know someone with the name Polu, asking "you said its a color? all i know its "blue" as in blue flame". Fckoff told him "let "shenny" come back and he might figure it out" so he asked again if it was Blueflame, for he didnt know if she saw the message before. he got the answer "one of em, but not all of em" "i think she is sleeping". Nigel asked what she meant, but got interrupted by Nest helper, who asked how to get the "full game". Nigel told her to buy it, while Fckoff told her "get it from aptoid".


the city nests

ft Fckoff, aradaaar, Lucia, Thevictim, Cyka,

name of the day!

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on Jan 9, Nigel went to city1 and found Fckoff there again. he said hi to her, and got "aloha" in return(so i guess this bird is hawaiian after all?). he asked her how she was, so she told him she was good, and asked him what the ":/" face was for. he told her he didnt really know, so she asked him "lemme guess, its your favorite face?" . he told her "kind of".

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honestly, i think i'd be more concerned about the owl. how did i not notice it before?

meenwhile some no name asked if there were any Germans in the city, while some owl named "Aradaaar" kept spamming "kkkkkk" over and over. Nigel found some nest and stated helping it, before asking whos nest it actually was. Fckoff asked him if it was the one on the tree, so he told he yes, and got the reply "oh its mines". he told her "oh, weird nest" for it was in a weird location, on the trunk of a tree. he told her "ya cant even sit on it", whilst he tried to. fckoff told him "birds make their nests on trees" so he told her "ya, but not on tree trunks". she claimed it was still the same, so nigel told her it looked like it should fall off the tree. she asked "why, so my baby dies? -.-" so he told her "no, it just looks like it should" "cause of how its on the tree". she told him "you should fall off :]" "timber seagull".

after a while of fighting with Aradaaar, fckoff decided to try and make her nest higher up on the tree. Nigel made his own weird nest, and showed it to fckoff who asked him how he did it. he told her he used "magic". she flew over to his nest and started shaking the branch, trying to make him die, so nigel told her "falls." before walking over to a trash can. Cyka showed up again and called fckoff by her other name, "levy", so nigel asked if she had any other names besides that. she told him "sus." so he asked her what she meant. she told him that no one knew "that name", claiming it to be "suspicious bird". Nigel told her he had seen that name before. meenwhile, some bird named -_-Thevictim-_- showed up and started chatting with Ruby, who claimed she was "jewels"

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he then started looking for food for his chick that had just hatched, while fckoff got mad because she accidentally helped his nest. Nigel laughed, but ended up crashing into the tree, before running into a human, and died, killing his chick. when he got back, he started complaining, "stupid human", before flying right into a car. after that he flew over to fckoffs new nest, that was higher on the tree, before trying to make his "floating tree nest" again. fckoff watched him, saying "Fail", every time he flew away without making a nest. he decided to try and make one on the trunk of a tree, but failed again, and asked if only robins could do it. fckoff told him "only special ones", so he left and decided to try as a different bird. after failing multiple times, he decided to just give up and made a nest on the "nest building" with everyone else. some hacker named "lucia" help his nest using twig hack.

Cyka started asking Nigel "what is ich", while some no name spammed gibberish. fckoff asked hi "an itchy spot?" but got interrupted by an eagle named "ant", who asked him "You again?".

Nigel then had to go.

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ft russian birds

jan 12

that day, nigel went to hill5 where he found a group of russian birds. he tried making a nest and ignoring them, but they killed him for some unknown reason. when he got back he started yelling at them, telling them he only wanted to make a nest. he flew over to the house they were sitting on an attempted revenge by pooping on them, but instantly got killed by the leader of the group, for they were a hacker and had superpoo. when he got back he flew over to a tree and just stood there, while swearing at them in russian. he was ignored, so he flew back over to them and started trying to kill them.

after flying over them repeatedly, trying to intimidate them or whatever he was trying to do, he ended up getting super pooed to death again. when he got back he started swearing at them, but was instantly killed again. after several failed attempts, the russians seemed to give up killing him, and just sat together on the building while nigel pooped on them. they were immortal, so they decided to try and ignore him.

eventually nigel got bored and left.

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Flab3 fun

ft Bluebird, Mimi the pigeon, Kauan, Cyka, Lucia, Ruby, ''' the eagle, Isabella, Blueflame, Ebonyblue, Camka, Noname eagle,

jan 13

part 1

that morning nigel decided to help Bluebird, by getting twigs for her nest. but she ended up dying before it was complete, for she wanted to become a starling. meenwhile some crow named "help me" was going on about how he was imortal so no one could kill him. cyka was trying to get him to stop telling people, while some ringneck named "kauan" was attacking the nest building. helper said "oh.. i wont then", but it was pointed out by nigel that the pretty much the entire city knew by now. "its not that difficult to find out".

bluebird then asked someone if they wanted her to be a macaw, while cyka started screaming for kauans pooping was getting out of hand and annoying. nigel asked bluebird if he wanted to make another doublenest, for they had done that ealier, before asking Cyka "your on fire?" for he had started screaming that he was. some bird named "a" asked cyka to come and find him, calling him "cyka the cyko" while Cyka told nigel it was figurative speech. Bluebird asked nigel what bird she should be, so he told her either macaw or seagull. he became a macaw, and started a double nest with nigel, while some eagle named " """ " watched them. a pigeon named "mimi" stated attacking bluebird, leaving nigel to make the nest himself. to make a double nest, you had to have one bird make a nest in a corner of a building, and then have another bird crash on top of the nest and quickly make their nest before their twigs were added to the others nest. that way you ended up with two nests on top of each other. nigel started collecting twigs, while Mimi and Bluebird continued fighting. cyka started getting upset for an eagle had landed on the building, "eeew eagle!!!!!" while "a" told them that he was high in the sky. cyka was known for not liking eagles with unknown reason, and he would kill any that landed near him. Nigel continued the nest, while cyka continued calling the eagles gross.

Nigel continued collecting twigs, but ended up losing a bunch to Helpme, so he would poo on him every time he saw him near any twigs, trying to steal them from him. after that he would return the nests, but he had to be careful for Mimi would hover over them, hoping to trap him. mimi succefuly trapped Bluebird, and wouldn't stop pooping on her, while nigel tried to stop her. bluebird eventually got fet up and asked nigel if they could be swans and nest in one of the houses. he suggested that they move to snow1, for Cyka, ruby and helpme were all leaving to go there. she asked what they would do if mimi showed up, so he told her they would kill the pigeon if it decided to follow. she decided she really wanted to go to hill1, so they went.

Nigel went to snow1 and told Ruby and cyka that they would be at hill1, and then left. at hill1, some russian named "monhnr(camka)" was telling someone to open their eyes for she wouldn't kill them, while Bluebird asked nigel if he knew the glitch with the swan, but called then "seans". Nigel asked "with what?" so she corrected herself. he asked her which one she meant, while the russian weirdo started spamming "-_- bla bla lya lya". the russian was ignored, while nigel and Bluebird chatted under the house. Bluebird asked hi "can you go sich tue sean in a house" so nigel, after a minute of trying to figure out what the hell she was trying to say, told her that he knew how to get into houses with swans.

cyka and lucia then showed up, while the russian told them "it is tereboll!". Nigel flew over to both Cyka and Lucia and greeted them, while Bluebird left for a minute, before returning and telling nigel that her mom called her. while she was off talking to her mom, cyka asked what BRB meant, before claiming "bye bye", for he thought that Bluebird had left for good. Nigel and Ruby both told him that she was only "brb", before cyka left, claiming "BRB", apperrantly knowing what it meant all along? Lucia then asked then to watch her "concert" so nigel told her "Uh.. ok?" before she started spinning in circles. she then started spinning in the sky and called it ballet, while ruby asked how she did it. cyka then returned and asked what they were doing, so Nigel told him about the concert. he asked nigel "and?" so he told him "Were watching?" Lucia told them to look, and started dancing on the roof top again, while Nigel, Cyka, and Ruby watched. Ruby then asked if they could go to island 1 as starlings, so Nigel told them all to wait for bluebird, for Cyka seemed to like the idea. CYka pooed on nigel, so he said "wtf dude? it was just a suggestion!!!", so he appolagized, while Lucia insisted that they watched her concert still. Cyka asked about the concert again, so Nigel told him that Lucia was doing one. "a ballet i think".

Bluebird then returned, and joined in to watch Lucias Ballet, before asking nigel if he knew the glitch. Ruby asked them to go to island 1 again, while Bluebird asked if they could go back to city1. Nigel suggested that they go to industry 1 instead, for he thought City1 was too crowded, so Lucia told him no, and pooed on him. Bluebird asked "with swan?" while nigel decided that they should take votes, and asked "who wants to go to industry 1?" "say yes or no?". the plan backfired though, for Bluebird decided to just go anyways, and Lucia told them "bye all" and left. Nigel claimed "in 1 it is i guess?" before realizing that they had all left him.

he got to in1, and found that Cyka, Ruby, and Bluebird had all gotten there too. cyka was telling one of the "i saw you go up", so he told nigel that they were doing the upsidedown glitch, after Nigel had asked what he meant. they did it by going under one of the container things, and flying up untill they flipped upsidedown. they would then fly to the end and out, causing them to fly up really fast. Nigel watched them do the glitch, while Bluebird asked him how he got inside as a seagull, so he told her he used "seegull magic". bluebird told him that she couldnt get in as a robin, so nigel told her to "fly at it or something". she tried, and it worked.

ruby then told them "you all come here!" so they all flew up to her where she was sitting on top of one of the weird shaped buildings. Nigel got to her first, and asked "y?", so she told them "you all be crows." nigel left and became a crow, and flew back to the building that she wanted them to go to. he told everyone "wb" as they all returned, before asking ruby what to do next. Cyka asked where lucia was, so Nigel told him she had to go. they all stood around the edge of the building, Nigel asking ruby what they were to do, Bluebird just standing there staring, and cyka falling off the edge to his presumed death. after they got no answer, nigel said "so i guess we just sit an admire the weird building thing?" before falling down into the building as well. once he flew back up, he asked ruby yet again what they should do, before saying "besides getting s****ed on..", for she accidentally did just that. after he said that, Ruby and Cyka both said "ewww". he then asked if they were supposed to jump off the building, while some bird named "isabella" said "omg"and left, for they haddnt even realized she had joined. bluebird told them "yes, jump!", so nigel added "then fly? i hope?". Ruby said that they were all immortal, so it didnt matter if they didnt fly, so nigel told her that he wasnt , after Cyka asked if he really was or not. Cyka said "so only me, bluebird, and ruby are immo?" so Bluebird told him that he was correct.

Nigle then decided to be a swan, and did the glitch where you can go inside the building with bars across the window things. Ruby told them that they would play "follow the leader", but was ignored for everyone decided to fly down and see what nigel was doing. he told them that he was now in jail, so ruby decided to ask him how he got in. he told her he used magic, while cyka told them all that he had to leave for a bit.

Ruby told them to follow her for she found a "slide" and showed them the weird circle building thing. the ladder on it was shaped like a slide. after about 10 minutes of sliding, Ruby decided that to was time to play follow the leader, so nigel asked her how. she told them " when one person flies, we fly", and started but it got pretty boring pretty fast. Nigel suggested that they play "poo tag"(poo tag. only from Flab3 would a name like that come from..) - the rules of that game were one person was "it" and had to try and poo on one of the other players, once they were pooed on, then they were it. they decided to play that, ruby asking who would be it first, so nigel told them he would be. he told the two that he would give the a 10 second head start, and started counting down, while bluebird and ruby flew off. meanwhile isabella tried to figure out how to go inside buildings. he started chasing ruby, both going high up into the sky, but ended up getting pooed on her somehow, and she told him "cant catch me". he ended up getting Bluebird, who was trying to hide in one of the tower things, so she asked what she had to do. he told her to chase people, while ruby told them all the be seagulls. Cyka then finally returned, claiming "sorry i took so long!", so Nigel told him "welcome back, its fine. but that was definetly not 7 minutes". nigel then had to leave for a bit.

part 2

he returned after a bit, and found that Ruby and Cyka were the only ones still there. Cyka was showing off slanted text, while Nigel flew over to the famous glowing tree. Cyka asked why they glowed, so Nigel told him it was because the way they were set up was reversed.instead of turning bright in the day and dark at night, it was the other way around. they were just yet another one of the many woundrours creations of Gamevial! Ruby asked nigel if he liked seagulls, as if it wasnt obvious, so he told her that they were his favorite bird. Ruby told Nigel that she hated pigeons, and Cyka hated eagles, so he asked them if he hated them in real life too, before telling them that Pigeons were one of his favorites in real. cyka told him that he only hated the eagles in the game, and claimed that pigeons were kind of cute. he told them that pigeons were also smart, so Cyka told him that Eagles deffinetly werent, calling them gross and discusting. Ruby claimed the hate pigeons cause they flew weird and pooped on people, so Cyka told her that eagles did the same. Nigel told her that Pigeons were the first birds on flab3, but was ignored, cyka explained how eagles killed people who had nests. Nige told him that some eagles were nice, while ruby told them that all birds were cute in real life.

isabella then found Nigel, who was hiding in a crack between the walls (dont fcking ask this is flab3...), and was joined by cyka. he asked isabella what she was doing, for she seemed to be trying to hide under him or something, while Cyka told them that robins were the cutest birds in the game. ruby told them that robins flew like bugs, so cyka told her they were total cuties. he then claimed that they flew like moths, while ruby told them that she liked them despite the fact that they were like bugs. Nigel told them that the worse bird on flab3 were the swans, while ruby told them that she loved the macaws. cyka told him that swan were pretty, so nigel told him that the flab3 ones looked like crap. cyka said that they were pretty to him. meenwhile, some bird named "insanity" showed up but was some how ignored by everyone. him and someone named Skylla were doing the wall glitch. Nigel flew over and did it as well, and said hi to insanity, who was just sitting there. skylla flew in, and attacked him for no reason.

uby then told them that she didnt like the seagulls, for they took to long to land, so Nigel told her they didn't land to had, and the gliding was helpful if you knew how to use it right. he then told her "they do crash alot though..oh wait thats just me ._." after crashing for the 500th time that night. isabella asked them to try and find her, while Ruby told them she would "be a swan on an island". Nigel found isabella hiding in one of the things on top of the towers. she did a :'( face, so he told her "well, you asked.", to which she answered "yea...." Ruby then told they should all be swans and go to an island, so they decided to go to island 1.

once at island 1, Nigel went and swam in the ocean while he waited for everyone to show up. isabella was the first one, so he told her "i swimming" for no reason, before greeting Ruby, who was the second one to enter. isabella started flying around looking for cherries to eat, while ruby joined in swimming. after a while of waiting, nigel asked the two if they knew how to go underground, which they didn't so he decided to show them. to do the glitch you had to fly into the volcano and stand under the rocks that encircled the top. once in a specefic spot, you had to fly and crash into the wall, and then you would fall down right through the rock and into the underground. he explained it and ruby aced it, but Isabella couldnt do it, for she kept flying up. Nigel told her not to, instead fly forward, but she still didnt get it. he eventually did it himself, to show her, and that seemed to work. once they were both under, isabella said "oh my gosh", while nigel told them that they were under the island, and pointed out the floating palm trees. isabella asked him how to go under in the city, so he told her he knew how. he then asked where cyka was, before they left, incase he was going to show up, he didnt want to end up leaving him behind. they didn't answer, so he asked "yes? no? :/" . ruby eventually spoke up and said she didn't know, so he said oh well and decided to take them to city1.

once at city1, they found Ebony there, asking "fck who did that! <I>", so obviously someone had been lagging. Cyka was also there for some reason. Nigel asked what was going on, before telling Isabella and Ruby to follow him to the power line things. he told everyone to watch what he did, while Ebony told him that someone had lagged. he started to do the glitch, but got attacked by someone named Camka, so he told him to stop, hoping he would. luckily camka left, so he stated showing them the glitch again. camka then returned as a swan, and started a fight, all while Nigel was trying to explain the glitch. he ended up causing nigel to get pooed on, actually ending up making him do the glitch. he walked back up the wire that lead underground, causing him to be half under and half above ground. he showed everyone, before someone ruined it by pooping on him.

ebony started asking anyone if they wanted to know how to be immortal on the liteflab3 version, while nigel returned to showing people how to do the glitch. he told them to copy him, and then told them to poo on him. once he did it, he walked up the wire again, and said hi to ebony, who said "its a swan head o_0". Nigel told him "i'm rising from the ground" , while ruby told him she couldnt do the glitch. blueflame showed up, so nigel told her to come over to where everyone was. when she got over to him, he told her he was stuck in the ground, and accused Ebony and Cyka for trying to bury him. she laughed and called it a fail, before Nigel got killed accidentally. he ended up having to wait 10 minutes for someone to leave the full cityscape so he could return.

when he got back, ebony was trying to convince people to listen to him about "invisible fonts". Nigel started ranting about how the city was always to full, while crashing into several trees and buildings trying to get back to the telephone pole. ruby asked him to show her again, so he told them to watch and then copy him. there were atleast 7 different swans trying to glitch, so he called a swan party before doing the glitch himself thanks to blueflame pooping on him. after a while everyone started fighting, thanks to camka pooping one one of the swans. Isabella asked if they wanted to go to industry 1, while Ebony started saying "so your name says nigel the seagul..", so Nigle turned to him and said "yes. it does." thinking ebony was going to start complaining that he was a swan, as if daring him to say it. ebony seemed to get the message and changed it to "i have a lg phone, so i can see your name" and flew away from him. Ruby started yelling at camka to stop, for he wasn't allowing any of them to try the glitch, while ebony started lecturing nigel about how some phones could see fonts and some couldn't. Isabella asked again about going to industry 1, so Nigel decided that it was time to move from city1, for Ruby was accidentally killing him, Isabella was getting killed by camka, and Cyka was standing and watching them whilst crying at the sight. Nigel told everyone to head to industry 1, where he planned to show them the underground glitch there.

ebony argument

once at in1, he only found some no name swan there, so he flew over to him and said hi. No name pooed on nigel, so he flew away saying "tf was that for..." but got no answer. Cyka eventually showed up, along with ebony, just as Nigel was decided wether or not to head back to the city. ebony started telling nigel about how he was now on the full version of flab3, despite complaining earlier about how he didn't have it, and also claimed to only use the lite one to hack. blueflame showed up, while Nigel was attacked by some no name eagle. Nigel yelled at it, while Cyka claimed"eeeewwww" for it was an eagle, and he hated eagles. Nigel started following it, hoping to kill it, while ebony tried reasoning with t. Blue told ebony to be nice as well, for some reason, calling him by his real name(his name was toothles as the time), so Cyka asked "ebony????!!!". Nigel told him "ya, he's ebony" so cyka told them that "she" cloned Kmart. Nigel told him that he thought it was Angryswan who was in to cloning Kmart, while Blueflame asked who that was. Cyka then repeated "eeeeww" again, so Nigel asked him why. he asked "you are ebony!??" while Ebony told him "YOU WAS!". he then started saying "nnnnoooooo!!!" while Nigel asked what was going on. Blue told them "see? i told you" "he should be nice too." so ebony told her he was nice at the moment, and she needed to stop. she asked him what she needed to stop, so he told her not to look at her "like that" for it was annoying him. mind you, blue was flying around in the sky, so there was no way she was "looking" at him. Nigel told ebony that she wasn't even near him, but got no answer, instead ebony flew away from him and over to one of the walls where he sat. he finally spoke up, saying "the far..... uhg ok ok just pretend i'm not here!" so nigel asked him "rlly.." while blue asked him how. Nigel told him that he could still see him, so ebony told him to ignore him. Nigel started following him around, while he told them "i was nice, and now i'm not." Blue asked Ebony to tell her one thing, while Nigel stood right by ebony, just to annoy him. Blue asked him why he lied about everything she asked someone named "j" about him, while he told her "and heartless people will!". Nigel asked "he lied?" but was cut off by ebony who yelled "IT WAS NOT A FUCKING LIE!!!!! STOP BELIEVING YOUR DAMN!!!". he asked what "beliving your damn" meant, but didn't get an answer, instead ebony said "how tf !!". Blue told nigel that Ebony kept changing his age, first it was 8, then 7, then 6, so nigel told her that he thought he was 8, before adding "deffenetly not any older!" Ebony told them "about the russia thing? i'm russia and you just want to do this!!!" and was asked "your Russia?". Blue told him that he told her that he was from America, before changing it to russia, so Nigel told her that he was told by ebony that he lived somewhere other then those two places, but he forgot where. Ebony told them "yes! look look look look!" while Nigel had to leave for a few minutes.

when he returned, blue was telling Ebony "i can but you wanted that. you wanted to be like nazli, you acted like her!", before welcoming nigel back. she asked ebony why he couldn't understand that everyone hated Nazli, so he told her "LADY!!! CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING!!!!!?". he got "i know what i did and why", while nigel started his usual rant about Nazli. Ruby finally showed up and asked Nigel where he went, so he told her that he had told everyone that he would be at in1. Ebony told blue "because it hurt my heard and its all you!!!!", so Nigel said ""it hurt my heart" *gets the violins". Ebony told him to stop, while blue told him "its us because you want to be like nazli, thats why we did it, cant you understand you wanted this?". Nigel added to it, claiming "ebony. Nazli's bad. if you didn't know. she tried to r**** me in front of weed once." but got "i'm nazli's slave, i can do what i want!!"(perfect logic right there.) . he asked how he could do anything if he was her "slave", before telling Ruby that Cyka was gone, for she wouldn't stop asking where he was. Blue told him "yes you are, cause you wanted to be that", while Nigel asked if Ebony was with Nazli now, the realization only just dawning appon him. Blue asked "who? weed?" so Nigel told her "nazli." she told him no, Nazli was with Death, while Ebony screamed at them that he didn't even know what r*** meant. Nigel told ebony to take a flying guess, before having to go for a bit.

meenwhile, some seriously tolerant owl name beauty attempeted to make a nest, before asking how to make an egg.

part 3

once he returned, Ebony was still arguing with Blue, yelling at her "I DIDNT MENT THE DAMN GAME!!!", while Isabella asked what was wrong with him. Nigel asked blue "wha'd i miss?" while ebony told them that he now hated "this world real life too eath". Blue told him "i know what you meant, but i'm telling you its not for you", while Nigel told ebony that he had said that he hated life many times before, before adding "and committed suicide like 3." Ebony asked "yeah?!" while blue told nigel that ebony claimed to not know what r*** meant, even though he was using the word a few minutes ago. Nigel told her "but he's 8, surely he wouldn't know ;)" while ebony denied ever not knowing what it meant. "i didnt!!!!!"

Blue then decided to change the subject to a less depressing matter and reminded them all that FLab3 was going to shut down on the 15th. Nigel added "so uh.. lets enjoy the game and not argue?", while ebony started another screaming fit. Blue told him it wasn't for sure, so Nigel added "ya, it might not be shut down but the most likely senario is it will. gamevial said so.". Ebony told them "someone email them!!!! dont let it close!!! noooooooooo!!!!!"(congrats, you just said you hated the game and now you want it saved.), while Nigel explained that someone needed to host the servers in order for the multiplayer not to die. he claimed "but no one had taken up the offer yet", while Ebony asked how to host the game. Nigel told him to try contacting gamevial, while blue asked him how her name got put on the "player name list" on the flab3 wiki. Nigel told her he thought Pigeonbee put it there, so she asked who that was. Nigel told he "the pigeon dude? he's trying to save flab3""but he aint doin a great job". he then said "too bad gamevials too damn lazy to keep flab3 going" so Ebony asked "HOW WILL THEY BE LAZY!!!!!!!???". no one even bothered to answer that one, instead blueflame told Nigel that she had a good backup flab3, but it would be pointless without the multiplayer. Nigel then got the idea that maybe the entire game wasn't going to die, instead only the multiplayer. meenwhile Ebony screamed "curse you perry the platapus!!!!!" for no apperent reason. Blueflame agreed that she thought it was just multiplayer, while Nigel asked Ebony that he was even trying to say. ebony simply told him"BYE BYE BYEEEEEEEEE !!!!!! :)" and randomly left, so Nigel ignored that and told blue "true, its sad tho.. no other birds".

Blue told nigel that if it was only the multiplayer, then she'd deleted the game, so he told her not to claiming that there was still some hope that it might get hosted. he then decided to ask her if she wanted to join the back up Flab3 site that he and dark created. it was or people to meet up on after Flab3's death. he told blue to meet him at hill5, after she told him that she did want to join, and left to get the link.

once he got to hill5, he found Blue and Isabella were there. blue was telling her "i dont know, nigel is gonna come and give me the link". Nigel gave the two the link to the site, before telling them that not many people had joined it yet. blue asked him if there would be information and stuff when she joined, while Isabella asked how to hack flab3. Nigel told blue that there wasn't much on the site yet, while she was telling Isabella that you needed apps to hack flab3. Nigel told blue to make an account on the site, and to tell others about it too, so she told him she would. she then asked him not to invite death, so he told her that none of those people would be joining - Nazli, Ebony, Death, none of them. he reasured her that if they did some how join, he could always ban them and block them from the site. she told him "cool" before she had to leave.

some no name showed up, and said "um...." so Nigel said "hi?" to him. he asked No name who he/she was, but only got "hi..." as a response. Ruby told them all to be macaws, while Nigel had to leave for a few minutes.

Kauan is there too, fighting serkan*



flab3 fun 5

here comes the bride

jan 15


name of the day

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that day Nigel met some bird named "chras" at city2, who informed him that he didnt kill other birds for fun. Nigel told him "nice to know", while he was told that if someone attacked him then he would kill them. some bird named "ha you kitin" was there too. when Chras told nigel about attacking others, he accidentally spelled it as "poop in birds" instead of "on", so Nigel asked him "you poop in birds?". Chras asked him if he could speak german, so nigel told him that he couldnt, before telling him "i wast starting to wonder if that was actually possible", refuring to Chras's poop in birds comment. Chras told him he would try to do it, so Nigel told him that he didnt mean for him to actually go and try it out. he did a O_O face as chras ignored him and flew off the Poofight building to try to find a bird to "poop in". Chras started laughing for no reason like a weirdo, while Nigel started trying to get twigs out of the trash cans, but continuessly got caught on string instead. he gave up trying to get twigs that was and flew of in search of some on the roads, but ended up getting hit by multiple cars. he gave up twig hunting all together, and flew over to Chras, who was now standing near the church doing... nothing. he eventually spoke up and told nigel that he too hated cars, and flew away. Nigel told him "yea, they always crash into you dont they!" "always" ":["

Chras then left, so Nigel just stood there before saying "Eh. well he got bored quickly". he left and headed to city1, where Dovakiin, Demon, Harpy, lps, and some no name were. he asked where the heck eveyone was that night, before greeting Fawful(named k-mart™ at the time). Fawful left, so nigel said "or-not", but he then returned so he said hi again. he asked Fawful how he was, so he told him he was good. he asked where everyone was, so fawful told him he didnt know. Fawful then told him that there was some hacker in the city about 30 minutes ago, so Nigel told him "theres like no one here!" while being attacked by some eagle named lps, for he had walked to close to its nest. Fawful ended up having to save nigel, so he thanked him once he finally got away from the eagle. he then hunted down lps and killed him repeatedly.

Dovakin then told everyone that she was back, while Nigel and Fawful sat on the green wall thing and watched two swans make a nest. some eagle named "znsm" ruined the peace and pooed on nigel, so he and Fawful stated chasing him. Nigel eventually caught up to him near a building and managed one hit before crashing into a building and dying. when he got back he started ranting about his spelling, for he has spelt "oh come on" wrong, but was spelling most of his rant wrong as well. he flew back to where the eagle had last been but instead found only some bird named "maxiwolf"(who was found out to be Ebony, so i'll call him by his real name) standing there. he went over to where a bunch of birds where nesting, where Dovakiin asked him to watch her nest while she left to eat dinner(bad parenting right there. shameful!!!!!). all of the birds there were fighting for some reason, most likely because one bird pooed on another. he decided to try and be helpful, and started trying to get twigs from the bins, but kept getting killed by string from them instead. eventually he just sat under one of the swans giant chicks.

Ebony asked fawful wether he has seen his "20 subs celebration" on his youtube channel or not, so he told him he haddnt but that he would go and have a look at it. Gamerz showed up, so Nigel greeted him before flying over to where he was( on one of the red apartment building things). they started chatting, while Fawful told him that he saw Semi the other day. Ebony, who was spamming "eboner" at the time for no reason, asked who Semi was. Nigel asked "semi- wolf?" so Fawful told them that that was the one he was talking about. Fawful told Nigel that Semi was on his "site", before adding that he was also on his latest video. Nigel told him that he haddn't seen semi for a while. he then got pooed on some bird named Pepik, so Ebony decided it would be a good time to start one of his screaming fits. Nigel told him to stop, before greeting l. , who had just shown up. ebony started yelling at l. telling him who he was and all. Fawful spammed "ME TOO IMMORTAL" in big letters for some reason, while Nigel asked Ebony if it was really him, for he hadnt known.

the Noseybonk clone then showed up and started trying to kill nigel, while Ebony yelled at him about who he was. Nigel, who had been brb while Nosey was trying to kill him, asked "nosey's here?" before turning around to see Nosey standing on the corner of the building acting all innocent. he then snapped out of it and flew at nigel, attacking him again. Nigel died, and when he got back he asked Nosy why he always had to kill him, (though his wording wasn't really as nice as that). Nosey ignored him, and attacked again, so Ebony asked him to stop hurting him. Nosey started chasing him through the city, and eventually got him again near some trees. he got away and flew back to the nest building where Ebony was, but was followed and attacked yet again. he him to stop, claiming that he didn't kill him or anything, so their was no reason for Nosey to be killing him at the moment. he tried to flee, but ended up crashing into on of the orange house things, where Nosey took the advantage and killed him. the last thing Nigel saw was him standing there staring at him.

he then returned, this time as starling, hoping to be able to outfly Nosey this time. Fawful said "rlly noisy", so Nigel told him that the guys name wasnt Noisy, before getting pooped on again. some no name said "its k who pooping on you gigi", so he was asked who gigi was. Fawful told him that the no name was probably refuring to him, so Nigel asked where the hell he got "gigi" from. fawful told nigel it was because the no name couldn't say his name right(thx fawful), but it turned out it was because the nn couldnt see Nigel's full name for some reason. Nosey then attacked again, but he was able to stop him this time and continuesly pooed on him, not allowing him to fly away. he was immortal, so the chances of hi dying were very slim. Nigel decided to ask Ebony what Nosey's problem was, seen as he seemed to know him. the no name started yelling at them all to stop, while nigel told ebony to make "noseything" stop. ebony told him "Noseybonk stop", while Semi-wolf showed up and said hi to everyone, before calling nigel "migel" for some reason. Nosey stopped killing nigel, and instead decided to turn on ebony, while Nigel pointed out to Semi that Nosey was weird.

Nigel then started telling Ebony and Semi the story of the real Nosey, after ebony asked if this one was a clone or not. meenwhile Fawful asked Semi "rlly" for some reaosn, so Semi asked him who tf he was. No name asked "didnt he go to jail?" so nigel told him he wasnt sure. some bird named Sapphire piped in and said "of corse its a russian hacker.. you racists." so Nigel told her "it was true tho.. i'm not joking". Ebony said "yeah, a fake and im his friend. and *speaks loud* AND HE'S POOPING ON ME AS A FRIEND!", while the noname asked sapphire how he was racist, claiming that Nosey was a "fn terrorist". Nigel joined in and told her about how he was a russian seagull who would shut down peoples computers while chanting redrum over and over. Ebony said "IM NOT A BIRD TOY" while sapphire asked them "are you a c****m". Nigel asked her "wtf?" while semi said "eeewwwww". Semi then told Ebony "no you are a", so ebony got back at him saying "my name is maxywolf, not "a". Nigel said "aaaaaaand here we go again with the flab3 language" while Noname told them all that Nosey would have attacked them like the terrorists did 9/11 if he haddn't been stopped.

after a while of silence (if you dont count the constant sound of bird shit smacking the concrete), Fawful told them all that he was bored. Nigel told him that he was too, so Semi joined it, saying "me 3." Nosey landed on the tree that nigel was sitting on and attempted to get him again, but Nigel was able to fly up quick enough and instead poo on him. he flew away, claiming "DONT EVEN THINK IT!!!!" while the No name started to rant about terrorists, claiming that none should have even been allowed to cross the us border. someone named Demon told them all that he had to leave to go get something to drink, so Nigel started asking him if they really needed to know that. some bird claimed "oh hey its russian roulette!" but was cut off when the entire city was lagged. Nigel said "oh crap..." before getting killed by some confused bird who egged on him, for everyone was going mad now due to the lag. fawful started spamming "who lagged!!" while some bird named kylo ren told them "trump had cumberbatch!" for no reason. he then took out the "berbatch" from the sentence, so Nigel asked him wtf he was even trying to tell them. he repeated the now berbatchless word, so nigel didn't even bother to comment on it. fawful simply told him "k." while ebony told them all that he was an ugly idiot. Nigel asked them if they seriously needed to bring up trump on flab3, so Ebony decided to change the supject and started accusing Darkknight of lying about the date that flab3 would die. Kylo told them "loki on a doky" while Nigel told ebony that it wasn't definite that flab3 would die, so they didnt lie. he claimed that Gamevial was just to lazy to take flab3 down, before getting attacked by Nosey yet again, this time with egg hack!

the game then lagged, and eveyone died.

the end.

part 2 - Flab3 night

when he got back, Nigel yelled "WHO LAGGED??!". no one answered him, so he gave up asking and left to add the anti lag code to his name. when he got back he told them all "lag now. e.e". some bird named "bloody t**pom" showed up and said hi to everyone, so Nigel asked her what the hell kind of name that one was. Fawful, who had been commenting on Semi's crashing into things, said hi to bloody, seemingly unfazed by the name. Nigel continued to go on about Bloody's name, but got stopped by Nosey, who yet again started to kill him. he started fighting nosey, while Bloody told them all that her name reflected to torture she was going through. Nigel asked her who she was, after doing his secret building glitch to get away from nosey. once in his building, he yelled at nosey to come and kill him, before laughing hysterically and calling him a "nosey sh_t". Blueflame then showed up, so everyone said hi to her. Nigel asked where Nosey had gone, for he seemed to have dissapeard, so Fawful told him that he didnt know.

meenwhile, Bloody told them all that her name should be in red, asking them if they got the joke, so Nigel told her "not funny. bad joke. booooooo." while fawful simply told her "yes.." Fawful then told Semi that every time he touched him he got pooed on. Bloody asked them what was wrong with her name, so Nigel told her "i dont think we need a detective to tell whats wrong with your name". she told him "well, i am a girl." before being told "not everyone needs to see that." she replied "yeah they do" before telling him "whoops, my underwear is red...". after a moment of silence, nigel told her "no one is laughing. just if you needed to know..". he then told Fawful "nice crash", after he crash landed right in front of nigels building for no reason. bloody told them "sorry, i was yanking it out" so nigel told her "*still no laughs heard.*"

after that nothing much happened for the next 10 minutes, apart from ebony welcoming himself back and thanking himself as well because no one else would be bothered to do so for him. fawful asked "how do you do that?" so Nigel asked him what he was talking about. he told him he was asking Semi how he managed to poo on him when he was sitting on the ground and he was flying. he told nigel to watch, and showed him. Nigel saw, and asked how he did that, before stupidly flying over semi himself, and getting killed. Semi told them that it was hacks, it allowed him to poo on people while not standing right next to him.

meenwhile, some bird named #snow was commenting on some birds giant chick, so Nigel told him that who ever owned it must have over fed it. Fawful started fighting some noname, who was harassing everyone, while Bloody changed her name to "viagra" and asked them if they liked her new name. Nigel asked her what it said, for you could barely read it due to the fancy letters, so she told him. he asked "rlly..." before she started spaming rude words. ebony told them that he hated the rude comments, while the no name told them that some picture of angryswan he/she saw was apperantly cute. Viagra started saying rude things again, while Nigel asked Noname if Angryswan was in the city, for he misheard the comment. he was told no, so he went back to talking to viagra, telling her to change her name, calling her a creep. she told him that she'd go back to Bloody, while No name told nigel "but it was that pic of him that was cute tho!". Nigel told Viagra that the other name was worse, but it was too late to stop her for she had already left. meenwhile, Fawful told Semi that he loved how he just sat there while killing people, before asking "hello?" for Semi wasn't answering him. Bloody returned, so Nigel told her that her name was worse now, before asking what pic he was talking about, for he was still going on about it. Bloody told him "your @ss" while fawful said "angryswan? WHERE?????" for he had just realised that they were all talking about him. No name continued talking about whatever picture it was, claiming "that fat lil belly of his" so nigel asked again, while being attacked by some pigeon named nest helper. No name repeated his comment, so Nigel said "yea, he is fat." he still didnt get an answer, so he flew back to the nest building where Semi was killing Fawful. No name finally told nigel he saw it on "the web" so Nigel asked if it was the one from the Wiki. Ebony asked "wtf arw you guys talking tf about?" so Nigel told him what it was. No name told him that yes, it was that one, so Nigel told him that that was the pic he took of the swan a while ago. Ebony told them that he was going to go look, before saying "bye bye!" and leaving. No name started calling Angryswans belly "Fat" again, so Nigel told him "his everything is fat."

someone named "not Chras" then showed up, so Nigel flew over to him and said "hi chras, again", for he knew it was the real one. No name asked if Angry was a girl, so Nigel told him that he was "both", before telling him "dont ask". Noname asked "both? wtf?" so Nigel told him"yea... both. he confirmed it himself.." "tf?" "ya." "both." he told Noname about the creepy stuff that angry posted on the wiki, including his "how to cook kids" one, so No name said "what the actual f? is he a murderer or something?". Nigel told him "yea.. he claimed that he likes running kids over with his car". Fawful randomly said "he's mine!" so Nigel asked "urs? uh.. tf?". No name asked what the hell he meant, so Fawful said "sorry" while nn said he's report him to the fbi. No name then asked if the stuff Angry posted was from the deepweb, so Nigel told him that it was. No name then left, claiming he had to "brb", while Fawful asked who had nested on the bins. Nigel said . "idk, someone who likes bins i guess", before semi owned up to it. bin nesters were hated on flab3, for there nests prevented other birds from being able to gather twigs from the bins. every time you got a twig, it would be added to the bin nesters nest before you could fly away. only occationaly could you get away with your twig before it was added to the nest, for it was extremely difficult to pull off. Nigel decided to join in, and made his nest right on one of the bins as well, before flying away hoping not to be seen by fawful. he didnt really have to try though, for Fawful was being murdered by some owl named "woopoo".

he then had to leave for the night.


more upcoming crap  

jan 16

city1 morning

that morning he headed to city1, where Diana the russian bird was spamming. Fckoff was also there and greeted him, before calling him "shetty", a play on word of his old name "shen". Nigel asked "shetty?" so she told him "shen. shet. shetty." he decided not to bother arguing about it, and ignored fckoff. he flew over to the bins and started trying to get twigs, but ended up face to face with Noseybonk again, though he didn't attack this time or some reason. he gave nosey a "e.e" face, before flying away. meanwhile, d.shann.quinn claimed that she was going to kill everyone in the city, so fckoff told her to fck off, calling her a "love b***". some bird named "a" told her to just kill him, while nigel flew up to the nest building to see what was going on. diana was just standing staring at nothing, a was helping nests, fckoff was flying around for no reason, and some ringneck named "buh" was caring for his nest. Nigel, who has finally managed to get a twig from one of the bins, was deciding which nest to help, but never got to for Nosey decided that that was a good time to start a random fight. he started egg hacking again, almost killing nigel. he then decided to leave, for d.shann was now attempting to kill everyone.

jan 17


name of the day!

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that morning he went to city1, where some bird named Jacob was telling someone named Alpha that "lady" didnt want them, and told them to move on. Ebony was yelling at Purple guy, asking if he remembered him, while Demon was spamming "i wannna cooooode!". Nigel asked Jacobb why he had killed him earlier, for he had, but was ignored. instead jacobb continued what he was saying before, adding "go to a black girl, their usually ****". some no name agreed with this, while Alpha laughed. Ebony told them "see, jacobb is gay. he's anoying!!" while lady said "sorry i didnt know." No name asked who had kik, while Roulette told ebony that jacobb wasn't annoying, he was funny. ebony ignored her, and started trying to kill jacobb. jacobb told him "just because i'm all about facts dosnt mean i'm gay!", while Nigel thanked ebony for his attempt at murdering jacobb, for before he did this, jacobb had been trying to kill him. Jacobb pooed on nigel for this, before saying "but ok.". Demon told them all that he didn't trust anyone from Flab3, while Nigel asked jacobb "what facts?". he got the reply "the facts that come out of my mouth", while Ebony said "baaahaaaahh.." jacobb added "onto your mother", while No name asked "what but what bout me?"

jacobb then said that he thought he remembered the "f f" person, claiming that Nazli used to be obsessed with them, so Nigel asked who "f f" was, asking if he meant "fifi", fighters old nickname. jacob asked "fighter?" so Nigel told him "yea, nazli was with him and weed", before adding "nazl was a h**". Jacobb told him that he used to be hated by everyone, for he talked alot of s***. Fckoff claimed to not know who fighter was, so nigel asked "seriously?". she told him "not exactly" so nigel told her "fighter. the a***hole". while Nigel started ranting about fighter, Jacobb called Ebony a black *****". fckoff told nigel that she didnt really care what fighter did, while Ebony told Jacobb "nah, im a white boy, your a gay ass jacobb of a bitch". jacobb told ebony that he wasnt a boy, instead he was a transgendered fa**ot", while ebony attempted to kill him with superpoo. Nigel pointed out that he was pretty sure Ebony was a boy, while the No name started going on about other rude things. fckoff asked why they were even arguing, while demon claimed that it was hurting his "gay feelings". Nigel decided to stop arguing, and flew over to one of the garden things, where an eagle named Daj killed him for simply landing next to him. Nigel said "f you eagle..." before dying.

when he got back, ebony was telling Jacobb that he was infact a boy, and jacobb was just stupid because he wanted to f****. Roulette was asking Demon why had had a girlfriend when he was apperently gay, while jacobb asked fckoff why she was in deniel, claiming that he knew she/he(wait is f off a girl or a boy.) was fighter. Ebony said "lied nigel lied", while No name started spamming about the fact that demon was gay. f off asked who fighter was again, while demon told them that he wasnt a he, but a she. nigel told f off that he already explained about fighter, while ebony told nigel that he lied about his age(he had argued with f off over wether ebony was 6 or 8), before spamming gibberish to seemingly prove it. jacobb told Lady to put her hands between her legs, claiming that alpha was coming for her, while some bird named "ckokky" desperatly asked wether there was anyone who spoke german. Nigel asked jacobb "wtf dude?" while ebony said "wat the..." and f off said "blonds are usually the s***, just saying". no name claimed that alpha was the "prettiest cute" while jacobb said that he needed help with something, and asked who was on a phone. Ebony started spamming "its nigeltheseagull", with one of the codes, so Demon asked how they did it. Nigel told ebony that it was "seegul" and not seagull, while walking by the orange houses. he walked by one of the bins, where a bird named "tjballer10" was nesting. he stopped to say hi, for he had a twig that he could add to his nest, but instead got "go f yourself!" as a reply. Nigel told him "why dont you?" before walking away. ebony told him that that wasnt how you spelt seagull, so nigel told him "i know." "i spell it seegul."

no name then asked if anyone knew who famous youtuber was. Nigel told him he did, while ebony said "ugh...", so Noname told them that Famous was her bf. Nigel asked the no name who she was, while getting killed by some crow named "jjsknsbbbh", for he had again walked to close. Demon spammed the chat about how she was a gay girl with a gf, so l. , who had just joined, told her "good4you". no name said "ya, that is not gay and has a bf", so jacobb told him to shut up. ebony asked if nn was Wolfie, so Nigel told him that he thought Wolfie had left. he asked again, despite being told that wolfie was gone, so f off told him "i dont think thats wolfie". ebony said "well eh ok", while jacobb claimed that Roulette was just sitting in the corner "watching the f*gs talk abut online relationships". Nigel laughed, for Roulette was just stitting in the usual spot, so ebony told him that it wasn't funny, it was annoying. demon told them that her's wasnt online, so ebony plugged his ears while telling her to shut up.

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love how everyone just turned around to stare at him when he said that.

after a while of silence, Nigel and roulette just standing and watching various birds make nests, it was broken by Jacobb, who said "i killed 3 n****". ebony called it lame, before saying "baa baa you". No name told them that she was a redhead ***, while some innocent bird named tango asked if there was a family that needed nest help.(tango you have a lot to learn). Jacobb told no name that she was his slave. after that there was more silence, only the sound of 123456 the pigeon being murdered by l. while Nigel and tango watched. Demon started showing them the color codes, claiming that red was her favorite. she told them that she wanted to code every word, but only got "i hope you get killed" from jacobb. no name told demon that she wasnt the only one who was gay, so Nigel asked why everyone on flab3 was gay. he got mixed oppinions back, "because this game is meant for f___ots" "cuz this game is gay" "i dont even know..?" "i have a foul tongue". No name told them that she was actually bi, so jacobb called her a liar. meenwhile, ebony seemed to be having some sort of a mental breakdown in corner. No name told jacobb that she was a girl, for he had called her a boy, so he told her "you know what they say..". ebony started asking if NN was wolfie again, while Demon told them that she wouldn't be if guys didnt act like d***s just cause they had one. noname told them that she was dating a guy named "Death", while jacobb told them a **** *** is better then no job!" Nigel asked no name if she was Nazli, for she was supposedly dating death, while Demon told them that death hated her, before being told by jacobb that death hated everyone. Nigel claimed that he thought Noname was nazli, which caused Ebony to start screaming her name, while No name asked why she was being accused of this. Nigel told NN that Nazli was dating death, so she told him "not me though." Ebony happily told them that he was deaths friend, while jacobb claimed "death, what if i told you i had nazli on my **** last night?". Nigel said that he probably had, knowing how Nazli acted, so jacobb said "Rekt" to this. ebony told nigel that Nazli thought he was a girl, so Nigel said "rlly" "Well, she is stupid".

meen while Demon went on about how she didnt understand demons hatred for her, "death and demons are like two things in the same boat?". Jacobb started spamming the chat about innapropriat things involving kids, while noname asked ebony if he was a boy. ebony spammed "uhuhuhuh", before claiming "well, she knows now. thanks for that!". Tango continued going around to random birds asking "can i help" "i could help", while they were joined by Industrial wolf. Tango kept misspelling help, instead saying "hell", so Ebony called her out for it. Ebony asked "what does that even mean" so Nigel told him "idk, guess he wants to hell?" . Famous then showed up and asked Nigel if it was him for he couldnt see his fancy name, so he told him it was. Famous said "oh haiii", before walking over the f off and asking her "levy, what nn was it?". he never got an answer, for just then Ebony decided to lag everyone out. Nigel survived it, and flew over to him yelling "YOU S***!!!!!!!!". he started killing ebony, who was trying to play along by saying "daaaaammmm", hoping not to get accused of being the lagger. Nigel asked "DID YOU HAVE TO???". everyone started returning, while ebony told nigel "your on a damn of just hack". Nigel asked ebony what he was trying to ask, so he told him "yea hack your pc right?". Nigel told him that he wasn't a hacker, so ebony said that it was easier if you hacked. ebony then ignored nigel and started screaming about purple guy again, while Noname asked famous why he was so shy, so he told her "because i am :)". Ebony then stopped his yelling, and asked no name if she was really nazli. he was told no, so Nigel asked who she was them.

Nigel then started getting mad, for he was constantly flying into things. he decided to take it out on the nearest eagle he saw, and ended up killing Lady my mistake. famous asked if anyone had seen "babygirl" recently, so Nigel asked who that was. Famous said "not my gf" "stanger has a gf" and Alpha said "do you for real want to meet my brother lady".

everyone then started killing some eagle named Love docter.


Flab3 nonsense 1 and 2

after a while of nothing, Nigel asked "now what". Famous told him he didn't know, while the no name told him he didn't either, before calling him a coward for some reason. the silence continued, before it was broken yet again, by Fckoff, who whispered "if you don't make a sound, you can hear famous scratching his ass....". No name told famous "i see how it is!" so he told him "eeeew you can hear it? it isnt me."

some pigeon named "mateo" walked over to Nigel, and stared at him, so he asked "why this pigeon staring o.o", before walking away from him. he then saw that someone named "ace" has joined, so he asked if he was the actual ace, before realizing that he has left before he even asked the question. he started acting stupid about it as usual, while Fckoff was asking "shen+famous+noname=?"(wait, is fckoff the Flab3 creator guy? o____o). famous started commenting on Nigel's fast typing, for he was spamming the chat asking about ace. Fckoff told him that she didn't think it was ace bandit, so nigel said "oh, ok" after spamming gibberish. some swan named Saskatchewan decided to tell them that he was "ace" and told them to stop trash talking, so Nigel, being the idiot he was, asking "ace?!?!?! is that you????" "i'm nigel!!". Saskatchewan simply told him "ya." before dying due to d.shann. Nigel, realizing his mistake, then said "stupid imposter", walking away from where saskatchewans nest had been, only a broken egg left in its place. Fckoff asked him if ace was really that dumb, so nigel told him that no, ace wasn't, and he had made a mistake. D.shann started killing him for no reason, so he yelled at her "hey stop!!!" before escaping and flying to some nearby trees saying "THE HELL O.O". someone named "Ace of spades" then showed up, so Fckoff said "i dont think thats him", while Nigel accused it of being a clone.

meenwhile, No name told Famous "i was gonna send him a buty pick but nvm", so he asked him "wtf." Ace said hi to roulette form some reason, so Nigel again asked him if he was ace bandit. Fckoff said "that cant be him.?" while Nigel said "its not acting like him. Ace asked "Ace bandit?" so Fckoff again said "thats not him", Nigel claimed "yea.. its not trying to kill itself. ._." before telling ace not to copy his "hey stop" for he has said that while being killed by d.shann. ace said "dr. stop!!" before dying. D.shann claimed that it was for revenge, once ace returned, so he told her "Stop hurting me!!!!!". Famous, who has only just realized that d.shann was there, said hi to her, while fckoff told him that he was getting all the lady and guys attention. Noname told Famous that he'd text him, while famous said "guys? ewww.."

Ace then randomly yelled "STOP HITTING ME!" so Nigel told him that they wernt. fckoff told nigel that he thought that ace seemed an awful lot like Ebony, so he agreed. he told him "ebony? dont clone ace. you sh*head", before even checking if it really was him or not. Ace told them "dr. shannon stop!", while famous claimed "ah thats shan, i know it", for there had been speculation over wether D.shann was the real one or not. while watching everyone fight on the nest building, something caught nigel's attention. some bird named "Dancing bird" had been flying in circles over the trees for at least 20 minutes. he pointed it out to everyone but was ignored, fckoff asking him "that is ebony and not ace bandit right?". famous said that he didn't know, while Nigel said that it deffinetly was not ace bandit, who ever they were. ace asked who ebony was, while Fckoff claimed "hah, i knew it wasnt ace!". Nigel told him that ace had yet to return. Famous asked "abc?", and got the answer from Fck off "deffinetly not her." fckoff then asked if ace was even still alive, so Nigel told him he didnt know, claiming that he had "killed" himself 5 times.

ace, now re-named amethyst, decided that he would try to prove that it was him, and start spamming "HELL YEAH IT'S ME ACE YA BLND IDIOTS!!!!!". Nigel, still being an idiot, asked "ACE?? IS THAT SERIOUSLY YOU???" so fck off told him "nigel, thats. not. ace. bandit.", and then pointed out that "Ace" had just walked away from them claiming "haha, you guys fell for my bait ;)". Nigel, realizing how dumb he was being, said "oh, yea. thats not him!" "ace knows me". Fckoff asked if ace was suicidal, while Nigel went off the subject and asked what was wrong wit Dancing bird again, for she was still flying around in circles. meenwhile, Famous and D.shann hunted down Fck you all, for he had attacked the nest building.

l. showed up and claimed "sup fat ladies", while Nigel was killed by F you all , for D.shann and famous had failed to kill him. when he retuned, he attempted to fly back to the nest building, but ended up crashing into several others on the way there. No name laughed at him, so he asked "you didn't see that did you..?" No name laughed again, while Nigel finally made it to to building where everyone was siting around like some meeting was being held. Fckoff decided to ruin the peace, pooping on l., causing a fight to break out. i. flew over to nigel to try and hide under him, but Nigel, not wanted to get pooed on accidentally, walked away from him. he walked over to d.shann, trying to get away from fckoff, but instead of helping, she pooed on him, ending his last life. fckoff claimed "i dont like black.", so Nigel asked her why. he got no answer from her, an yet again there was a long silence. after a few minuts, No name broke it, claiming "well. i still want that buty pic famous."

F you all eagle then showed up again, and tried to kill nigel, so he started chasing it. he caught up to him, for he had flown into one of the blue buildings, and started trying to kill him, but got stopped by dancing bird. she accidentally pooed on him, allowing the eagle to escape. once he returned, he started chasing the eagle again, and finally killed him near the two tall yellow buildings. he thought that maybe now there would be peace, the eagle having died, and l. having rage quit do to being killed constantly, but of corse, it would be short lived. bloody tampon returned.

Bloody asked Nigel, knowing it would annoy him, "hey, how's ma name?" so he told her "bad. very bad." fckoff told Bloody that it was creative at most, while no name said "good, i guess?" Nigel said "its... interesting?" so she decided to tell them the truth, claiming "ITS CALLED HELL LOOK IT UP!". No name asked how his name was, while Famous and Nigel both said "hell no" at the same time about looking up bloody's name. bloody told No name that his name was "offensive", so Nigel decided to tell her that her name was gross. Fckoff claimed "perfect", while Famous laughed. Bloody then decided to tell them about the hell that her body was going through, as she usually did to poor innocent birds unlucky enough to cross her path, so Nigel tried to shut her up, claiming "we don't need to know about what your body is doing". she told him "oh well, its life", but was ignored, for Blueflame has just shown up, and was being greeted by everyone. Nigel flew over to her, and asked how she was, good aperrently, before she asked the same to him. Nigel and Blue tried to ignore bloody, who was now shouting in "Dragonborn" language", before accidentally pooping on each other, both claiming "ow!" at the same time. Fckoff watched, and said "interesting..." while blue and Nigel appolagized to each other.

Bloody, having been ignored, spammed "dovahkiin dovahkiin val los sin ol bien gei", so Nigel asked he what the hell kind of language that was. Blue was still appolagizing, claiming "sorry, i forgot how far i need to be.." when fck you all the eagle attacked yet again, starting another huge fight.

after that Blue started asking famous about what he was talking about, while f off and Bloody started speaking in some bizarre langauge, "alduin, bane of kings, ancient shadow unbound, when brothers wage war come unfurled!" " ke ho'omau nei ka hana!"(sounds like their summoning some demon o_o). famous asked "they talkin?" "my phone aint vibrating?" so blue told him "i haven't chack tonight..". Bloody told famous "your mom is" before laughing at her own joke. famous ignored her, and continued chattin with blue about talking to people on his phone, claiming that he had to turn it off at night for so many people would text him. some bird named Austin showed up, and said hi to famous, calling him the "tuber person". he claimd not to know Famous's name, while blueflame told them all that she had to go.

bloody then walked up to nigel and made a nest right in front of him, before saying "nest help. plz.". Nigel told her no, claiming that he was too lazy to make a nest. she told him "yet you still type like you're crack." he told her that typing was different from flying around gathering twigs(and losing half of them to other birds...), so she called him "speed typer". she started going on about it, so famous told her that there wasnt anything wrong with it, claiming that it was just called good typing. she asked "Crap flapper says what?" but got no answer.

Austin started asking roulette to "stop", but there was no point for roulette was just sitting in her usual spot, staring into space. Nigel pointed this out to austin, before walking up to roulette and asking her wether she was dead or not. austin repeated his question, before laughing and flying over to Roulette. he tried to poo on her, but hit nigel instead. after apologizing to nigel, he walked over to roulette and started the question again, so Nigel told him that roulette wasn't answering people at the moment. austin agreed, saying "yup, i think she's dead", while Bloody left for a minut, claiming to have to "go yank it out". Nigel ignored Bloody's comment, and went back over to roulette, asking her if she could hear him. after she didn't answer, he asked someone to call the hospital.

him and austin then stopped harassing roulette, for some rignneck named "dietime=nowtime" showed up.


Nigel, being the idiot he was asked "hey who's that?" before getting crapped on by it and dying. when he got back, dietime had changed his name to "angry peigeon". he flew back to the nest building and stood there, trying to see where Angry was, and saw that he was flying right for him again. he managed to escape this time, so Angry, being to lazy to chase nigel, went for roulette instead. D.shann, Famous and Fckoff managed to kill it. famous then claimed "my ringneck is black" for no reason, while Angry returned, named "shanngry swan". Angry tried another attack, but yet again ended up dying, this time at the hands of d.shann. meenwhile, Bloody returned and happily informed everyone that she had "crapped 4 blood clots". Nigel told her "good4u" so she told him that it was "Satisfying". while he was chatting with her, fckoff accidentally pooed on him, so he pooed on her back before flying away. he then got egged on my d.shann, while Bloody told him "oh come on, its called humor", for nigel hadn't laughed at her "jokes". he told her "its not funny, whatever it is." so she said "you must be a dude." he ignored her, and instead flew back up to the poo fight building(he had been standing by the blue bluiding thing before), where austin was begging everyone to stop killing him.

Nigel then realized that there were now two roulettes, while bloody flew around as an eagle killing people. he started to ask why there were 2 of them, but was cut off when a bird named "abigail" showed up and asked "who wants to have s**?".Nigel asked "Wtf?????" while bloody told her "me!", so he said "oh god no...."

as if on cue, Angry returned named "oh god no" with a cross at the end of his name.

i still dont know how he did that.

Nigel asked "Wtf? how? how tf?", while Bloody started making rude jokes, also claimed "oooooh yeeess" d.shann maneged to kill Oh god no.

nigel then had to brb

not done!

Kels and Mittens

ft Bloody, Angryswan, Roulette, Swan, Kels, Mittens, bad Noname

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you sure you playing flab3? yes. yes i'm sure.

once he got back, he found Bloody, now named "trojan condoms" fighting with angry, now named "toejam momsdumb". he asked what the hell kind of name that one was, so she told him "its called legit., before being attacked by angry again. Angry then killed her, and turned to nigel, decided wether or not to attack him too. he didnt get the change to, so nigel realized what he was doing and flew away.

once he had gotten away from Angry, he asked where everyone had gone, for the city was now surprisingly quiet. bloody told him that they had left to "tampon heaven" so he told her he wasn't asking her for "sh** jokes" "i'm not asking for sh** jokes. where. is. everyone. ?". some random bird named swan asked "wtf? o.o" before flying far away from them. bloody told him "i just answered you", so nigel decided to ignore her, after calling her an idiot. swan, who was now standing near nigel, said "wtf o.0" again, so Nigel simply walked past him while saying "welcome to flab3". he then decided to do the underground glitch, so he became a swan and went over to the telephone wire thing. he asked Bloody to poo on him, so she did, before saying "weeeeeeeeeeeeee cum". she then departed, while nigel said "what the f....?" he then flew over to swan, who was sitting underground on one of the wires. swan told him "yo" "i'm dancing to the music". he asked what music he was dancing to, while Bloody asked "on your mom?". swan told them "i have a foul tongue!", before departing, so Nigel said "uh.. nice music." "he's weird.." but accidentally spelled it as "weird8". Angry, who was still stalking around with the name tampon heaven, decided to take that as an opportunity and named himself "weird8".

some bird with a name that even the best decipherer couldn't read then asked Nigel if he was really underground. Bloody asked nigel "did you just assume my gender?", after he accidentally called her a him. he told her "dont bring that to flab3", while Angryswan named himself "i'm transgender!". Nigel said "Well. least he's not lying".

after that their was a while of nothing, so Nigel, now bored, decided to kill random birds by flying under them underground and surprise attacking them. he then decided to leave, and headed to snow 1 to see if anyone was there. not many birds were there, only Sami, Kels, Mittens and Jacklyn. he flew around doing nothing, before leaving and going back to city1. Austin was telling roulette "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me", even though she was still sitting in the same stop, doing nothing. Nigel walked over to her and said "roulette, wtf? ya just sit there?". he was standing pretty close to her (right in her face rlly), so she walked away from him to the other corner of the building, and just stood there. Nigel said "oh, so you are alive!" but got cut off when Austin attacked the two. Nigel managed to kill austin, before appologizing to roulette for he ahd accidentally pooed on her. she ignored him, and walked back to her previous corner and again, just stood there. austin returned, so nigel killed him again before he could attack again. he walked back over to roulette, and asked if she could talk, but didnt get an answer.

he got bored again, so he left and went back to snow1, where everyone still was. nothing happend for a while, so he just flew around, and ended up helping Kels nest. it was located in the old barn thing, on the ground. he decided to try saying hi again, and finally got a hi back from Mittens. Kels spoke up, saying "hey mittens!", while Nigel attempted to kill a hunter that walked by Mittens. he ended up failing, and ended up flying back to where mittens was. she said "sorry" for some reason, so he asked her why she was. she told him she thought she had pooped on someone, so nigel told her that she haddn't. kels said "oookaaaaaaay?", before she started a nest on top of one of the trees. Nigel started gathering twigs for it, while mittens asked "pelican . friends?" He asked what what she meant by "pelican", so she said "i mean segal". kels thanked nigel for the help, so he started telling her that i really was no problem, but got cut off by Mittens, who said "your welcome". this made no sense, for Mittens had just sat on a hill and watched the nest being built. Kels told her thanks for helping with her chick earlier, so she again said "your welcome".

after a while of nest building, some No name showed up and ruined the fun as usual. he started attacking them all, so Nigel tried to fight it. it didn't work, seen as he was a seagull at the time, making it easy to kill him. he started complaining, saying "every night..... whyy..." kels asked "is this the robin blank?" while the no name attacked mittens. Nigel mannaged to hit the nn, n started killing him but was stopped, for Mittens decided to "help" and accidentally pooed on him. he told her "move!! mittens!"but it was too late, as the noname had already gotten away. he saw the nn flying away from them, so he started to follow it, but ended up losing it ater it did a u turn and flew right over him. he asked the other two where it went, but the no name answered the question himself, attacking him out of the blue. kels told him that the Noname had been killing her since she got the game, so he told her that there were so many of them these days. he then got attacked again, this time the no name succeded killing him.

when he got back kels was complaining about how she couldn't be a noname, so nigel told her to use the "Invisible code thing". No name interrupted him, saying "recipe to die forever, keep through fight. you started it bitch!", while Nigel said "copy n paste it in the chat.... wait wtf nn?" "i didnt start this?". Mittens told them that she used the "emogey", while kels claimed "hes back." No name started spamming his message, while Nigel argued about how he didnt start anything. kels said "he's right", while Nigel told Noname "Stop repeating yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!". kels told no name that she didn't take orders, before telling nigel to stop as well, for he was spamming too now. Nigel told her "stop what? i'm just sitting here. in a tree. cause thats what you do? ya know? sit in trees.", while No name added kels comment to his "recipy to die" one. he then attacked nigel again, and managed to kill him after fighting. when he got back, no name was repeating his message, adding "ahaahhaha lol lmao xd" to it. Nigle started ranting, saying "im here minding my own buisness and some dumass no name robin decides to kill everyone for no reason!!!!!!", so No name told him that he didn't care. Nigel told him to go to city1 and bother people there, but was told "i dont take orders". he asked if he was Polska, for the "hahaha lol lmao" thing was something that that one would be expected do.

he then found No name attacking mittens near the barn, so he attcked the nn and stopped him. he continued trying to kill it, but ended up failing when Mittens tried to step in. he stopped pooing on the no name, fearing that he'd hit Mittens instead, thus allowing the no name to make a quick escape. no name then came back for a second round, so Nigel tried to kill him, while dodging Mittens, who was still attempting to help despite being told to get out of the way. he eventually ended up just ditching the fight, flying away, seen as no name was obvoiusly winning, and mittens wasnt stoping her help attempt. Mittens, now not having Nigel there to save her, attamepted to take on the no name by herself, but it didn't work. no name took her down easily, before moving on to kels, who was hiding in the barn. Nigel, who was standing far away watching the whole scene, asked No name to stop, telling him that they didn't want to fight him. Kels said "Unison, stop fighting us!" and Mittens said "yea you". No name didnt listen, and killed kels again, so Nigel asked him why he did it. his only answer was to kill nigel, before spamming his usual garbage. kels decided to fight him, saying "charge!!!" so mittens, who flew after noname. she then told noname to shut up, while Nigel simply told him to go away.

kels then asked Nigel where he was, before fining him after crashing into a building. nigel told her "uh.. kels? i wouldn't be an eagle?" for she was one at the time so she told him "bah" . Nigel warned her that the no name would just kill her, so she said that she'd just restart. no name continued spamming, so Nigel told him to stop, claiming that no one was even intrested in listening to him. he then got an idea, and left to get one of his Lag codes. when he got back he told Kels to leave for a minute, not bothering to tell mittens for she wasn't helping much, besides, you needed more then 2 birds in the scape for lag to work. he waited for no name to attack again, and sure enough he did, and as soon as he started he was lagged. Kels returned, so Nigel told her that he took care of the noname, claiming "it ded with lags! ;)", before saying "or not.." for it had returned already. Nigel walked away, saying "eh, it lasted 5 seconds, give me that.." while kels said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's back". mittens returned, claiming that her phone glitched, so Nigel told her "it.. it was me. :["

no name then started another attack, this time near one of the snow men, so Nigel went over and attempted to stop him. he eventually managed to get it, as it tried to kill kels. Kels told Mittens to stay away while Nigel finnished the noname off, so they both stood and watched, but mittens couldnt take it and flew over, distracting nigel and allowing the no name to escape yet again and kill nigel. when he returned, he managed to kill it for once, and told Kels and Mittens to go to island 3 before it returned. mittens started spamming hearts, while Kel told him that she couldnt. Nigel said "oh.. ok.. crap", as the no name returned and started killing them again. it killed Nigel, while mittens told them that she couldnt go to island 3 either. No name died, so Nigel told them to go to city5 instead, so off to city5 they went.

once there, he told them "ok hopefully it will give up and leave us alone" "no names are so annoying these days.." Kels told him "yea, maybe. unless he searches down that far!" so he told her that he'd kill him if he did try that. mittens then got there, and said hi to the two like she had never seen them before. Nigel told her "hi, long time no see." while kels simply smiled.

after a while of nothing, Nigel asked the two what they wanted to do, so kels said "be back" and left. mittens finally spoke up and said "i would have came sooner but i was sidetracked", so Nigel asked her how so. she told him that her dad had told her to do something, before started a nest by one of the trash cans. Nigel started gathering twigs as usual, while Kels asked mittens if she had "changed birds again". mittens didnt answer, so she changed the subject to bin hate. "i've decided i hate bins". Nigel told her "dont we all?" "yet we still eat out of em". kels told him "not me!" so he told her "i saw what you did earlier." she told him that she only got stuck in them so he asked her why she was climbing in bins. she told him it wasn't funny, claiming to only have one life left before saying "ok. it kinda is." Nigel told her "i got 1", before changing it to 0 for a bin had killed him.

after that he got bored of making nests, so he started following one of the butterflies that he happened to fly by for no reason. he did this for a good 10 minutes, proving that he had no life. he only stopped when Kels ate it.

he then had to go


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more upcoming crap

Jan 19

new game = new weirdness

flab3 night 57

Jan 20


eh1 and eh2

who is that??

jan 21

the cheetah spinner

Jan 22

more useless fighting 1 and 2

jan 23

sad ebony

that morning he was hanging out with Rubiks, Darkknight, thevictem, and a few others at city5. dark was going on about how she wanted to throw her computer at a wall, while Rubiks faught some bird named "Poofight!!!". Nigel noticed that Ebony was also there, named "ebony sad :(" so he asked what was wrong with him. Ebony told him "i can give money", while Rubiks helpfully pointed out that ebony was sad. she then told him not to be sad, claiming that all his friends were there for him. Dark ignored her comment, and called Ebony a sadistic spoiled child who wasn't happy even with all the s*** that he had. Nigel asked "wait, i thought he was dumped in the forest", while Rubiks told them "like me ._." Dark told Nigel that ebony was lying about that, claiming that there was no way that ebony could find a tablet and free wifi in the forest, so he told her he knew, he was only saying that as a joke. Ebony said "look, see? they are bullying me right now :'(" , while Nigel added that Ebony couldn't play on a computer if both his arms were really broken. dark said she hated liars, so Nigel agreed. Rubiks told ebony that joking around wasn't bullying.

they then started discussing Anani, Dark calling her a ****, Nigel calling her dumb and Rubiks calling her anoying. dark claimed that she had heard Anani say that she would be friends with Nigel as long as he wasn't friends with her or Kingslayer, so Nigel told her that she was some how convinced that he was on "her side.

he then had to go.

Jan 24

double nesters

gamerz game

jan 26


Jan 27

flab language 1 and 2

city fight

Jan 28

A typical Flab3 day

ft Blueflame, Blackwolfghost, Lai, bad No name, Wiwi, other no name, yet another no name, shimmyaaaaa, D.shann quin, sexy boy owl group.

name of the day!

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i dont even know...

Part 1 - discussing

That morning he went to city1, as usual, and found Blackwolfghost and d.shann there. they were doing some sort of egg hack, causing the chat to be spammed, while some bird named Wiwi sat on his nest and watched the flying feathers and eggs being constantly splattered on the building. Nigel walked up to Blackwolf and said hi, before getting egged on, so he walked away doing a :/ face, realizng how stupid it was to walk up to two egg hackers. Blackwolf appolagized, before saying hi to him. he asked her how she was, so she told him "good!" before accidentally egging on herself and dying. Meenwhile, some bird named "shimmyaaaaa" entered and started going on about how no one would be his girlfriend. Blackwolf told him she was taken, while Nigel, having head enough already, started to fly over to him, intending to kill him. d.shann beat him to it, and started murdering the owl. he stood and watched, before getting distracted by some bird named Snoot, who was asking around for nest help. he got his wish, as faded started gathering twigs for his nest, so Nigel decided he didn't need to get involved, and flew back over to the nest building, where Blackwolf was greeting Blueflame. she had just arrived, and said "hi..." to everyone. Nigel greeted her, before turning his attention to Blackwolf, who was still egging away for no reason, and asked her to stop. she told him "ok ok i stopped!", before telling blue "and, i'm good".

Black then told them to go to city7, for she had to tell them about some "bad news" but claimed that it was personal. Nigel decided to go, while she told him and blue that it was about sparkle, and that they needed to hear. so they all headed to city7, leaving D.shann to fight a group of "sexy boy" owls while their girlfriend "sexy girl" watched in horror as each of them were killed one by one. unknowingly, the 3 were followed by some bird named "lai".

when they got to the city, Nigel yelled "FIRST", for it was a new thing to try and beat each other to what ever scape they were going to. Blue told him that she was actually first, so Nigel argued back, claiming that he was. Blackwolfghost tried to shut them up, telling them "who cares?! now anyways....". she was ignored, "i was." "yes. me"

"no me!"

"stop, ok. you were first... we all know. (no)"


"would you two just shut up? sparkle is 85% dead! and the other is maybe she is alive."

Once she had their attention, nigel asked how she knew Sparkle was dead. she told him that sparkle had promised to kill herself ,she had explained it all over pixelgun3d. so he asked "this again...?" while Blue asked "why!?". Blackwolf told them that she didnt know and couldn't find Sparkle anywhere, before wondering wether she actually was dead, that being the reason she had deleted kik and any other evidence of her whereabouts. she then said that Dark haddn't been able to get a response from her for weeks, while Blue asked ...why???????? why would she want to do that??????!!!". meenwhile Nigel asked why everyone on Flab3 seemed to be suicidal, before asking "i thought it was because your not around?".

Lai, who had been lurking in the background, then spoke up, claiming "stupid kids....", laughing to himself. Blue told him to get the f*** out, while Blackwolf told nigel that she and Darkknight almost lost their friendship due to Sparkles suicide mission. Nigel, who haddn't realized that lai had been hanging out in the city the entire time, asked "guys,who the f is that??". he then told them "shut up someones here", not wanted the unknown person to get too much information from them. Blackwolf started spamming gibberish, not happy about having unwelcome company, while lai started the usual methods of "intimidating" them. "oh you think your so smart, dont ya?". Blue, not getting their message, said "why does she want to do that???" so Nigel told her that someone was watching them, telling her to be quiet. he then turned around and saw Lai was sitting up on the yellow triangle building, before asking him who he was. Blackwolf joined in on telling Blue off, claiming "ssssshhh!!! someone is spying on us!!!", while Nigel's question was ignored by lai. he eventually turned back around to face blue and Blackwolf, and asked "who is that." Blue pointed out to blackwolf that she had already said everything right in front of Lai, so Nigel told her "ya, well we dont need to say any more, do we?" Blackwolf told lai to leave, "f*** off hoe! sorry, i don't take it the nice way."

Lai finally spoke up, claiming he was "no one", so Nigel asked "anani?" for she was the type to call themselves no one. Blackwolf called Anani and "ugly mermaid", while Blue told them she thought it was Pigeonbee. she started chasing it, eventually being joined by the others. Nigel told her "one of them.." so lai confirmed "yep. one of them". Nigel continued following lai, and found out that he was a Pigeon, so he told the others that he thought it could possibly be Angry, for he usually was pigeon when he wanted to fight people. lai then left, so Nigel said "oh god...", hoping it wasn't the "angry one". meanwhile, Blackwolf suggested that they try going to hill7 to see if Lai had the full version Flab3. Nigel told her to wait, for he wanted to know who this lai person was, telling them his plan was the figure out the identity, then kill it and run.

Part 2 - the bad No name

Blackwolf told them "ok, back to sparkle" so Nigel asked "she wanted to die cause you "left", didn't she?". she continued, saying "i dont f***ing know if she is alive or dead, but its possibly dead." before telling Nigel that she wanted to die because of someone named "finn", not because of her. Blue, who was sitting over in a corner, then spoke up, saying "you people arn't answering me.", so Nigel told her that she haddn't even said anything. Blackwolf ignored her, saying "she told me a lot why she wanted to die, and i had to stop her from doing it" while Blue told Nigel that she had. Nigel told her that the chat was probably to blame, it usually didn't show peoples comments. while Blackwolf started complaining about the chat, listing why it was horrible, some No name showed up, causing them all the shut up instantly. Nigel eventually said "oh.. f 'ing hell no...." while Blackwolf continued to shush them. Nigel ignored her, "a no name?" "seriously?" "WE COME HERE FOR FIVE GOD DAMNED MINUTES AND WE ALREADY HAVE A NO NAME?!" so she tried again, telling him "don't say a word". The no name spoke up and asked them what it was that they wern't allowed to hear, so Nigel told him "nothing". Blackwolf said "f off spies, we dont need you go spy on trumps @ss if you like!!!!!" while Blue tried a more polite method of getting No name to leave, "your a no name, we don't trust them so may you please leave?" No name didn't answer them, simple leaving question marks, while Blue continued telling him that what they were discussing was not for others to hear. Black added that it was a "secret friend talk" kind of thing, while No name asked them if he offended them some how. Blue told him that he haddn't, they just didn't want him listening in on their conversation, while Nigel told him "we asked you to go. now be helpful an do it". Blue warned no name that she would have to kill him if he didn't leave, but was interrupted by Blackwolf who yelled "3 SECONDS OR I LAG!!!!!". Nigel said "oh crap, 3 second rule," before he started counting down. Blue joined in, and once they got to three Nigel yelled "AND LAG!!!!!!!!!!". he turned to Blackwolf, while expecting the entire game to lag, but instead Blackwolf just left. Nigel simply did a :/ face, while Blue asked "that was her lag?".

No name started mocking her, claiming "its so laggy. hah." so Blackwolf told him to shut up for she wasn't done. she tried again, but it was weak lag, so it did nothing. Nigel decided to volenteer to do it himself, while No name told them "thats actually cool" for some reason. Black asked him "you wanna see somethin more cool??" but was ignored, for No name was telling Nigel to go ahead, expecting the lag to be nothing. he asked again, for Blackwolf had ignored him the first time, so she told him to go ahead, so he did. unfortunatly the No name wasn't affected, so he started cursing at it before saying "JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!!!". Blackwolf, who had been affected, returned and said "this is me saying "GET A LIFE OR FVCK YOURSELF CUZ.. oh wait YOU DON'T NEED TO SO GO GET WRECKED BY A WRECKING BALL TO ONE WAY TICKED TO HELL!!!!" while Blue also returned asking what happened. Nigel appologied to her, claiming "wrong one..." while she asked "did it die...". he told her that the no name hadden't, "its still here, so don't say anything", while Blackwolf called no name a h*e.

No name randomly told them that she was a girl, so Blackwolf told her that no one had asked about that. No name told her that she had already called her an "it" and a "he", and figured that she needed to clarify her gender to them. Black ignored no name, and instead asked Nigel, who was explaining how to see who was in the room by pressing m to Blue, if he thought that No name had a full version, calling her a he just to try and piss her off. Nigel told her that she might, before No name answered the question herself, "i do." Blue confirmed as well, telling her "yes, that nn has it" "its a starling".

Blackwolf decided to start insulting No name again, claiming that no names were hideous creatures that didnt have lives and were homeless. she then added "and their spies", while No name told her that it was a pretty weird statement. Blackwolf continued, "guys we need to talk about the thing, can we go somewhere else where he won't follow us, which they do all the time cuz they want attention", so Nigel, who was telling the no name to stop hiding like a baby, told her that the no name would follow them. No name told nigel "why? so you can kill me each time i log in?" after he told her to get a name, so he decided to ignore it and asked the other two if they remembered where they said to go earlier, and if so then to go there. Blackwolf continued telling the no name to shut up, before she started singing "Attention": "they just want attention! they dont got a f'ing life!!!". so no name asked her if she realized how rude she was actually being. "you do realize you're being pretty rude, right?"


"i know"



Nigel, who haddn't got an answer to leaving the room, said "well, i guess not. stay here then?", before asking No name if she was Anani. No name told him that she wasn't, she didn't know who "anani" was. Blackwolf told her to get out again, telling her to go bother someone else but ended up giving up and telling Nigel and Blue to go to hill7. No name started telling Nigel that she was the one who edited his page on the wiki, so he asked her if she was Ryuik, for she had edited his page last september. she told him nope, so he guessed Nazli, but was told no again. he gave up, and said "well i have no idea then. dont follow me", and left after realizing that the others had already. No name told him "i don't think you know me.." right before he did.

part 3 - who is who

When he finally got to hill7, Nigel told Blackwolf and blue, who had already arrived, to change their names and go to hill1. the two were discussing the suicide thing again, "i dont f**in care, this suicide thing is more important! sorry.. i'm just worried about my sis..." "ok ok!" so Nigel interrupted them and told them "i. said. hill. 1. now!!!!" "go!!!". they realized what he was saying, and left for hill1 and once they got there, they were told to change their names incase No name did show up. Nigel changed his name to "bird", and when he returned, Blackwolf was still standing there saying "change names hurry!" to no one in particular. Nigel told her "go." so she realized that she was wasting time and headed off to re-name herself "grey husky". Nigel didn't catch the "grey husky" part, so when someone named "-,-"(who was actually blueflame) showed up he welcomed her back, thinking it was either Blackwolf or Blueflame returning. Nigel flew over to the building that Blue was standing on, and questioned "whos this?", after he had gotten "ahem..." in return to welcoming who ever this was back. Blackwolf flew over to Blue as well, while Blue asked Nigel who he was. Nigel, not knowing wether he should give away who he really was, asked blackwolf "i am.. uh... should i tell her?" while blackwolf said "well sh*t". Nigel asked "and, where is the other one?", not knowing where blueflame was, but only got "get out. find another place bird" as an answer. Blackwolf, not realizing that bird was nigel for some reason, started arguing with him

Blackwolf:"f off bird, we need peace and quiet plz.."

Nigel: "well, we were here first"

Blue: "no you wernt"

Nigel:"wtf? i'm nigel!"

Blackwolf: whatever. lets just go to h3..

Blue: well, i was second and here before you.."

Blackwolf: i'm blackwolf ghost?

Nigel: its me!! you idiot. i'm nigel"

Blue: uhhhh......

Nigel: e_e

Blackwolf then threatened to leave, after getting pooed on by Blue, who claimed it was only a "hate hit" trying to cover up her mistake. blue, who finnally realized who bird was, asked "nigel?" while he asked "why were you mad at me?? tf.." she told him that she was mad at everyone at the moment, while Blackwolf just flew around them in circles claiming "i'm black wolf ghost get yo facts straight ppl". Nigel started ranting, asking them why they agreed on changing their names if they were just going to go getting all mad at him, but was shut up by blakwolf who told them "SHUT UP look theres a spy." and pointed out some bird named "wiwi" sitting in the trees by some buildings. Nigel, not seeing wiwi at first, asked "there?!", before turning around and seeing wiwi staring at them from the trees and claiming "dam. there is." Blue told them that Wiwi was not a spy, while Blackwolf made fun of the name "haha, look its name is wiwi". Nigel claimed to have seen wiwi was city 1 ealier so Blue told him that that was bullsh** for some reason. Black told them "i dont care, just get wiwi out of here omfg!!!", so Nigel decided that he'd be the one to "deal" with it and flew over to where wiwi was still sitting. wiwi obviously caught on to this, and tired to fly away from Nigel. he followed it over to the house, where it crashed and he was able to start attacking it. he ended up losing it, and yelled "noooo dammit!!!!!" while blue told him that it was immo. Nigel asked "it is..?" before agreeing to Blackwolfs plan - go to hill3 and see it it followed. she yelled "FVCK PEOPLE!" before leaving, followed by Nigel and Blue.

Nigel arrived first, and started waiting for the other two the arrive, but ended up meeting the No name again. he yelled "AW HELL NO!!!" and left, hoping that the no name would do the same. unfortunatly it didn't, and was still there when he got back, so he told Blackwolf and Blue "guys.... it found us....". No name simply told them "hello" while Blackwolf started ranting about the fact that every where they went there was always someone following them. Nigel said "eh.. kill me." to the No names greeting, and was ironically pooed on by Blackwolf as soon as he said it. he said "i didn't mean literally...." while flying away from her and over to the bins, where he ended up killing himself trying to eat out of one.(its flab3.. dont question...) . Blackwolf told him "well, i thought you said kill me..." while No name told them "literally would be killing you in real life". Nigel told No name to shut up, as Blackwolf told them all to go to hill7.

when they got there, Blakwolf said "oh please lord have mercy!", hoping that the no name would finally leave them alone, but as soon as she finished saying that, No name arrived. Nigel said "AH FCK NO! yay. here 5 minutes and we already picked up a stalker......" while No name told them "WAIT, i know! she isn't dead!!". No names comment was ignored, instead Black wolf was called her a "hoe who just wanted attention", while Nigel asked "wtf even is this game?". Black wolf told him "hell. duh..."

"a horror game."


Blue finally arrived, and apon seeing No name, said "oh no.. uh.. nn. leave!" Blackwolf joined in, telling No name to go back to where she belonged, so No name told them to stop, again claiming "she never killed herself!!". they ignored her, seemingly oblivious to what she was actually trying to tell them, Nigel telling her to go and lag city1 or something, and Blue threatening to leave if no name didnt. Blackwolf also claimed to want to leave, so Nigel told them not to, claiming that that was what the No name wanted them to do. Blue told him that there was no point in staying, they were never going to talk about their friends apperent suicide, and they couldnt really do much else with a creepy no name stalker watching their every move. Nigel told them to try ignoring the no name, while No name told Blackwolf "too bad", after she claimed that she was pissed. Nigel gave up, and asked her if she could tell Dark that he was on, "darkknight right? not the other one", so she told him she could but she was probably drawing or sleeping at the moment. Blue told them "good luck ignoring the little crap. when you guys discuss when you want to talk and where, give me a call!" while Nigel and Blackwolf discussed PG3D. Blue was telling them "till then, bye", but was told to wait for Blackwolf thought that the noname had left. Nigel checked, and found that No name hadn't gone, so he started telling them "i don't think..." but was cut off by No name who told them "the fact that you idiots really believe that she committed suicide is kind funny..." , so he said "ya.. its "gone" to this.

Blackwolf called No name a "b***hoe" while Blue told her that no one had asked her opinion on the Suicide. Black asked if she was Cyka, Blue adding "we would rather talk to her then you nn, tbh...". Black said "i'd rather talk to my demons then a nn" while Nigel asked "wait, cyka's bad?" No name told them "she's not ignoring you, she just cant answer :)" so Blue asked "sparkle?" and Blackwolf added "is this you?". No name told them that she was not Sparkle, so Blacwolf jumped to accusing her of being dark of all people.

Blackwolf: "omg your dark!"

Blue: "Who are you?!"

Nigel: "dark? o.o"

Blue: "????"

Nigel: "?????????"

No name: "i'm not dark, either."

Blackwolf: "dark hates cyka so you must be dark!"


Blue: "then who tf are you?!"

Nigel: "dark knight wouldn't do this.."

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they then stated arguing over wether it could possibly be Dark, Nigel claiming that dark wasnt the type to go doing those sorts of things to her friends. Black argued that Dark did hate Cyka, so Nigel told her that others could hate cyka as well. he told them that he was sure it couldn't be dark, while Blue just stood there claiming "i dont even f**ing know...". Nigel continued, saying "it cant be..." but was cut off by Blackwolf who yelled "BLUE F*** ME!!!". Nigel stared at her, before saying "uh.... o_o" while no name told them that she was "no one they knew". Blackwolf continued, saying "SOMEONE, F*** ME!!!" so Nigel said "uh.. no thanks", before turning away from her and walking to the other side of the house that they were sitting under. Blue and Blackwolf then started arguing, Blue: "i'm not lesbian, sorry gurl"

Blackwolf: "i'm not a lesbian, i know people who are tho.."

"why and nobody take a joke?"

Nigel: "well, you asked her to f you?"

No name: "oh great. "

"you guys are to caught up in your inner circles to realize that other people know pretty much everything about you".

Part 4 - The No name of wisdom.

Blue replied to this comment, claiming that it was because they were pissed, after calling her a "lil s***". Blackwolf claimed "oh great, is the the nn of wisdom or something?" while Nigel claimed that he thought it might be Anani. No name told them that she thought Anani was pretty dead, so Nigel told he that she wasnt, but he wished she was. Blackwolf claimed "but he gives bad wisdom", while Blue told them that she was leaving to go calm herself somewhere else. No name continued, asking Nigel if Anani and Angry where the same person, so he told her that they might be. he told her that Anani and Ariana were the same for sure, so Blue told him "no its not" for some reason before leaving. Black asked if they could go to island 3, "you know, just me, u, and u?" while Nigel explained who Ariana was to No name. No name told him that she played Flab3 3 years ago, while Blackwolf claimed that she kind of reminded her of Legendary queen.

after discussing Legendary queen and her true identity, there was a long silence. Blackwolf eventually, claiming that she wanted to die for Flab3 was nothing but a "real an true horror" game. Nigel said "yup. all over a game where you fly around and s*** on things.." before laughing at how stupid the whole situation was. he was then silenced as Blackwolf asked him if she should "go get a knife close to her". Nigel told her no, hoping she was just joking, but she apperantly wasn't, for she claimed "i'ma go hold one.. be right back" and left. when she got back she was told not to do it, while No name joined in, telling her that knives should only be for defense. "seriously, dont" "you could hurt yourself" "ya dont koll yourself" "koll?" "kill..*" "oh no she's goina koll herself!" "e_e" . once she returned, she told them that she was going to hold a steak knife next to her heart and soul, so Nigel told her to stop, claiming that it wasn't funny. she told them all "if that nn does not leave soon i will die cuz of it, i just want to be alone with Nigel and Blue!!!!!!!!!" and was told "you don't kill yourself over a nn." she continued, saying "why can't i just have peace in this game?" "i will have a knife right now!", while no name asked if she was a nuisance. blackwolf told No name "no, ur lesbian" while Nigel got an idea and asked Blackwolf and Blue wether or not they ahd created accounts for the "flylikeabird3 club" thing he had created. the idea was to go there and decide where they should meet, No name wouldn't have access to the site, so they could easily get away from her. Blackwolf asked him what he was talking about, so he told her again, before telling her not to let on to No name the sites name. She still didn't understand, so he told her "the flab3 site thing i told you about, did you make an account?". she said "oh, that one?" while No name asked "the flylikeabird3 site?" Nigel started explaining to her what to do, but ended up being ignored for Famousyoutuber had just joined, and Blackwolf started greeting him. "its me, don't say my name, remember i was talking about dark yesterday?" "oh, hi" "shut up, don't say my name" "._." .

while the two were chatting, Nigel noticed that another no name had joined and was trying to sneak into the house they were under, going unnoticed by Blackwolf and Famous. it flew over him and landed right next to Famous and attempted to kill him. it failed, and instead flew away, hoping to somehow go unnoticed. Nigel asked "who's this?" before turning around to find the No name standing right behind him. it replied "its me", while being surrounded by the 3. famous asked "its me who?" while Nigel did the same, questioning its identity. She finally spoke up, claiming "its me blue", so Nigel said "oh, ok. hi". famous said hi to her, while Nigel started asking her if she had the Flab3 site, "did i ever give you that site thing like a while ago?" "the flab3 blub" "club*" "f.." "the flab3 club*". so she told him she had it. while Nigle started explaining his plan to get away from the no name to her, Blackwolf started going on about how she was going to die due to the no name again. she told her to stop, pointing out Nigel's plan to her, so she claimed that she was slowly putting the knife away.

She then asked if the bad Noname had left yet, so Nigel checked before telling her it hadn't. she told him "ugh! lets try lagging it.." while Famous asked "wasn't the nn blue?". Nigel told him "no, there's another one. a bad nn" but only got "blue flame is the nn" in return. he said again "noooo. there is another one! it ain't blue" so Famous asked "you sure?". Blackwolf kept pressing on the idea to lag the no name out, while Nigel answered "yes. well.. unless i'm seeing things." before asking Black if she wanted him to do the lag. she told him to do it, so he did. once the lag wore off, Blackwolf told him not to trust the the Blueflame no name for it could be someone else trying to trick them. she was ignored for a second, for Nigel was cursing about the bad noname not being affected by the lag. "its so laggy..... not." he yelled "bad is still here!!!!!!" before no name told him "i'm l." Blackwolf asked "wait, isn't that blackwolfkings name?" so Nigel said "blackwolfking? you?!??!!" before attacking the no name who was attacking Blackwolfghost. Nigel and Blackwolf started fighting, only to realize that it was immortal. Famous said "oh, so there are 2 nns?" and got the answer "no kidding, eh?" from Nigel before he died.

when he got back, he started accusing the no name of being Anani, for she was known for being immortal. he was ignored, for Blackwolf and Famous were both beating the crap out of the no name, while another no name joined. Nigel saw, and said "oh god not another one..." but it left after seeing what was happening to the other nn. it said "well, by peeps. good luck" and left. Nigel went back to watching the fight, before saying "hm... i still think this is Anani." No name asked "wheres your friend?" for some reason, while Famous said that he'd try to lag the no name out. Nigel and Blackwolf told him to go ahead, so he did, lagging the noname, who was telling them "hah, you lost fm!", dead. once it they were sure it was gone, they decided to try moving to island 1.


the bad nn 1 and 2


the spy


ghost search with Famous and Creator 1 and 2

(only the script)


Nigel: f u livie. f you -_-


snow 7

Nigel: wtf was going on there?

Noname: what?

Nigel: hi

/flies over to legendary queen and no name, who are siting under a tree/

Queen: everyone hates me

Nigel: why

NN: your a bitch, you need to stop.

Queen: /"Cryeing hard"/ i dont know!!!

Nigel: cries* ._.

Queen: stop what!!!!!

Nigel: nn go away.

NN: being so mean

Nigel: your not the same one rom earlier, are you?

Queen: who are you noname

NN: yea i am

Nigel: ...

Nigel: he followed me n the others around all afternoon.

NN: yep. and i'm a girl.

Queen: how am i being mean?

super girl

/nigel walks over to nn, who's sitting on a snow bank for no reason./

/decides to kill her, so starts pooping on her yelling "die"/

/nn fights back and escapes/

Nigel: e.e

NN: you know that girl you were talking about probebly killed herself.

Nigel: /only seeing half of nns message due to getting pooed on/ yes? what about her?

NN: she's dead.

Nigel you were saying she wasn't before. make up your mind.

Queen: n kb is my sister she didn't kill herself.

Nigel: kb?

you mean sparkle?

/flies down to legendary queen, who is sitting in the middle of the lake, but she departs before he can ask her anything else/

Nigel: tf...?

NN: yea idk.

Nigel: nn stop being anoying!!

/queens back/

NN go to c1.

Nigel: no ones falling for it.

and no.

NN: stop!!!

/nigel ignores him and flies around pooping on suits/

Nigel: stop what?

your the one who needs to stop.

NN: being a dick to me bro

Nigel: stop being a dick to you? i'm not the one who stalked blue and blackwolfghost around earlier!!!

queen: no.

NN: what?

Nigel: ...

Queen: who are you nn

Nigel: i think its anani...

/nigel stands on the edge of the lake, while queen sits in the middle of it. they both wait for an answer from nn/

NN: a serial killer. 29. i kill people. i know where you both live.

Nigel: ok then, where do i live?

Queen: yea.

Nigel: tell us if you'e so smart.

/long drawn out silence/

NN: tf... 1 sec. trying to track you guys down, i dont usually stock in real life, i stock on computer. /("stock", lmaoo)

Nigel: stock.

Queen: leave.

NN: make me.

Nigel: i think you need to work on your english before you start any major "Stocking".....

Queen: see you soon my friend

Nigel: you goin?

NN: what? r u killing yourself

Queen: we don't want to be tracked. right nigel?

/starts walking away from him/

Nigel: its making it up

if you couldn't tell.


/nn pooes on nigel/

Nigel: ....

/flies away before flying back around to the like where nn is trying to poo on queen/

/nigel chases after nn but loses him in some trees/

queen: you never no these days.

Nigel: :/ . i think i know who it is.

and if it is, then i dont think its smart enough to stalk.

Queen: i'm the leader of the Gem clan.

NN: who am i?

Nigel: Anani.

i know its you.

NN: who that

Nigel: ou.






Queen: or super girl

Nigel: who's super girl?

NN: maybe you should learn to spell.

Nigel: shut it.

/pooes on nigel, who's standing down on the lake with queen again/

Nigel: ow...



NN: emily.

Nigel: emily...?

i knew an emily

Queen: @_@

Nigel: wait, ur Emily?!

NN: what was her last name

Nigel: no on this game i knew someone named emily

Queen: well super girl is ebonies x and she hates me.

Nigel: ebony blue had a GF?!?!

NN: yep thats me

Queen" yes

Nigel: wait ur ebony? w t f

Queen: its me try it


NN: no im the other one

Nigel: whos nn?

queen: super girl?

NN: i'm Emily sanders

Nigel: ....?

no ur not

Queen: oh i dont know you.

NN: how olf r you gigi

Nigel: gigi?

queen: dont tell.

Nigel: dont worry i wont. and, my names not "gigi"if your talkin to me.

NN: i think i might know her

Nigel: who?

/NN flies over nigel and queen, who are sitting on the power lines, and crashes/

Nigel: lmfao that crash tho.

/nn returns/

Nigel: nice one nn

NN: lol...

Queen: i heard a crash

Nigel" i saw it

NN: r u 12

Nigel: no.

NN: 11?

Nigel: nope

NN: 9?

Nigel: nope

queen: i'll tell . my age

Nigel: ok.

Queen: 10. (well that explains why her clans named "legendary gems")


Nigel: :/

see ya

NN: omg bro i'm 12

Queen: u too

/queen departs/

Nigel: i'm older then you.

NN: your 13

Nigel: no.

i'm not goina tell u.

NN: 14, 15, 16?

Nigel: eh

/nigel starts a nest, while nn flies around/

NN: fck i ran into a pole!

NN: gtg, finding ur friend.

NIgel: who?

NN: queen.

NIgel" she left.

i'm go city1. see ya....

/city 1./

alicewolfghost: xd

Nigel: hi

D.shann: well there's your friend

Nigel: what?

NN: i'm back

Nigel: ok.

Alice: hey nigel

/nigel flies up to the poo fight buildings where Alice and D.shann are/

Nigel: who are you

NN: murder.

Alice: kuroukihime

Nigel: .....?

NN: famous ur here!

D.shann: never would've known.

Josue: snow 1.

/nigel gets pooed on by josue32-50, dshann attacks him while Nigle gets pooed on a second time, this time by NN/ /tires to get away but is pooed on again by nn and falls down the side of the building/ 

Nigel: hey stop!!!

/ends up flying down by the bin buildings/

Josue: snow1.

voy a snowscape 1!!!

Pigeon: no

NN: death dumped me famous!

Josue: adios. /leaves/

Nigel: nazli?

/lands back on the poo fight building/

Famous: huh. nazli?

Nigel: so its you.

Alice: remember in hil1 nigel, you know i was with blackwolfghost.

Nigel: blue?

NN: death, emil.

Famous: your emily?

Nigel: who is emily?

NN: yep.

Famous: oh

legendary queen is here

Nigel: wb

Alice: hey famous!!!!

Famous: you and death was together?!

Queen: famous

famous: huh

Nigel: so death cheated on nazli?

famous: idk.

/josue returns and flies up to the building. stand right next to alice, who flies away from him, creeped out./ /josue pooes on nigel again/

NN: death dated Nazli when

Nigel: he still is?

i think.

Famous: they are still together.

Legendary: yaaaaaaay your hear! oh kb loves you fam, but dont tell her i said that plz!!

NN: deaths 18 or 12

Famous: oh lol ok.

NN: 'm 12

Alice: its me alice

Nigel: wait, r u nazli?

famous: oh haiii alice

NN: no i'm emily.

Alice: hey

famous: hru?

Queen: oh nn sorry if i was mean, i don't want to fight.

NN: its okay

Alice: bored, you?

Famous: and heyo shann

/long silence for no reason, while everyone stands around on the pf building/

Megan: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

NN: so, i have to go talk to death about Nazli..

Shann: can i have my building back?

josue: no.

Nigel: what building?

/love how that matthew weirdo is always standing on the edge of the building staring off inso space, its fcking weird/ 

Famous: oh sure you can

Queen: uummmm but nn...... nothing just forget about what i'm going to say.

Alice: stupid pigeon

/Nigel (being the idiot he is) decides to make a nest right smack in the middle of the building/

Famous: wait, is that matthew?

Nigel: who?

Alice: i'll brb guys..

Famous: when did he come?

Nigel: o.o /flies over to where matthew is standing on the edge of the building, watching over the city or something/

Famous: hmm... nvm.


Queen: :/ ....................

Josue: i can kill the birds. /gets pooed on by "joaopaulocanu"/

/nigel gets pooed on mathew, "hey", turns around and pooes on him back before flying away/

matthew: mistake.

Nigel:/ turns around to face matthew from other side o building/ . oh. ok

Legendary: ebony. i miss ebony..

Nigel: ebonys annoying.

Matthew: do you remember ash7?

/d.shann starts killing Joao the eagle in front of nigel/

Josue: kill eagle

Queen: ;(

Matthew: mr. Nigel

Famous: aww its ok try it

Nigel: what?

Josue: kill robin bird

Matthew: i asked you a question.

Famous: i saw him yesterday

Nigel: of, i didn't see it. sorry

Matthew: do you remember ash 7?

Nigel: i think i knew someone named that

like, a while ago.

Josue: kill macaw and pigeon!

Matthew: we were friends before like 2 years ago.

.flab3 creator is here, flies over to nigel and Matthew and stands beside them/

Queen: how everyone hates him, they hate me and kb, nns tell us to kill our selfs! its not ok, i hate this world.

Nigel: ya, i kind of remember.

Josue: and kill the baby chicks too.

/flab3 creator flies off and starts killing livie down near the bins, nigel flies down to see whats going on/



/nigel kills flab3 creator for starting a fight down at the bins/

Queen: wheres wolfia when you need her.

FLab3: rlly nigel..

Nigel: what?

wait.. you talk?

d.shann: smh..

flab3: yeah, why?

/f;ab3 flies back over to the poofight building, away from nigel/

Nigel: oh. who are you?

Famous: lmfao yes shann?

Queen: i mis ebonyyyyyyy

famous: lol i was testin ya.

FLab3: flab3 creator xd

queen: (((((((((:

/nigel lands on the building and walks over to flab3/

Nigel: sorry or poopin on ya

Flab3: you made me have 2 lifes....

Nigel: sorry


Famous: your not immo? wow

flab3: <100 lifes me>

/flies off to one of the weird shaped buildings/

queen: i'm goinna go where the ghost is, if there is one anymore. i need to be alooooone. /leaves/

flab3: jk, i am.

famous: the ghost place..? i'm scared to go there..

Nigel:/to flab3, who's standing next to him somehow again/ whys ur name flab3 creator?

Nigel: go where?

Flab3: idk. bored :-p

/no answer, the chats being spammed by two "Trents" who are fighting each other over their names/

Nigel: go where?

Famous: to in7

Nigel: you're really scared to go there? why?

famous: that ghost..

Nigel: rlly.

Nigel: your afraid of a ghost?

FLab3: well i'm going there.

Nigel: hey, anyone wanna go looking for it?

famous: i know its not real. but it gives me the creeps.


Nigel: it might be, i think i saw it. with dark.

famous: o_0

/they all head to in7 too do some ghost hunting because what else do you do on a game about flying birds/

Queen: *random swearing*

flab3 is here, famous is taking his time.... e_e

Nigel: lmfao i can't believe he's actually scared of it!

Flab3: of what?

Nigel: of a eagle.

Flab3: there's a ghoat?

Nigel: o_0

no. not a goat.

a ghost.

an eagle ghost.

Queen: f u k.


famous is here

Nigel: ya its this black eagle thingy that shows up here every now n then, i guess to scare people?

me n dark knight think we saw it once.

it was creepy as hell to say the least.

queen: yes

Nigel: it flies around the scape randomly and sometimes appears right above people.

/nigel, famous and flab3 are sitting in a circle talking about the eagle/

nigel: theres pics of it on the flab3 wiki

queen: i saw he whole thing

Nigel: did you get pics

famous: nope

flab3: creepy

Nigel: well, me n dark did. (i was such an ass for getting these idiots to believe in this shit loool)

flab3: where?

queen: i t s c r e e p y a s h e ll /joins the circle/

Nigel: here i think

the pics r on the wiki, in a blog i made. i've got those and the ones that bbayhawk got too.

/flab and legendary go to look at it/

queen returns

Queen: bad wifi..

Nigel: wb

Famous: when does this ghost approaches?

Nigel it flew right over dark.

idk its so random.

sometimes its there, sometimes its not. 

Queen: and one time it tried to take me but i left.

famous: o.o

Nigel: wtf

it what?!

how is that even possible? what did it do??

queen: and i wanted it to take me.

Nigel: what did it do? fly at you or something?

Famous: why would you want that?

queen: it was an eagle. (no fcking kidding)

Nigel: and what did it do?

queen: it was turning around.

Nigel: flying? or walking?

queen: with sharp talons! /leaves/

famous: ok what the f.

Nigel: idk if she's making this up or not.

/famous pooes on nigel by mistake/

Nigel: hey!

Famous: sorry

Nigel: ok

/famous and flab3 just stand in front of nigel like their expecting him to do something/

nigel: hm. follow me

/leads them to the place of the first eagle siting/

Nigel: stand here.

Nigel: see those two towers in the distance? right between them is where the eagle was sighted for the first time

babyhawk saw it there.

/flies over to the other two tower things/

Nigel: me n dark saw it over here

it flew above her over the two towers.

Flab3: will it happen again?

Nigel: idk.

so far no new sightings, but then again i dont think people have been looking for it.

Nigel: me n dark saw it on the 24th

Famous: do they try capturing it? or just looking at it and leave?

Nigel: how would you catch it tho

you cant exactly "catch" things in this game

Famous: gamevial can.

/flab3 poops on nigel by accient/

flab3: oops.

Nigel: ...

it fine.

and, hm... i can try telling gamevial about it.

good idea actually! maybe they know what it is.

/long silence for no reason/

famous: MY PHONE IS CRACKED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!+____?!#9X(!9!?

Nigel: lol

Flab3: im lagging.

/famous pooes on nigel, killing him/

Nigel: ow /dies/

famous: sorry.

Nigel: its fine.

famous: how do you talk before you depart?

Nigel: what

/famous walks over to nigel and pooes on him again/

famous: sorry. i cant be close to big birds.

flab3: lets summon the ghost.

Nigel: how tf do you summon a ghost?

queen" gtg, its getting anniong.

Nigel: see ya.

flab3: i dont know.

famous: brb i need a charger.

Nigel: lets all be eagles. me n dark where eagles when it found us.

queen: aaaaa /leaves/

/they all become eagle/

famous: it would be funny if you be a nn eagle and scare people.

/there sitting on the eagle building again/

nigel: someone tried to do that. to me n dak.

dak* dark*

why tf is r not woking......

/flab3 pooes on famous/

flab3: wait i can heeh

Nigel: it was kind of pathetic actually.. it kept flying over us like "i'm so scarrrrrryyy", when he knew who it was.

Nigel: then the real one showed up.

flab3: h3y ghost comw gwt us djdjxn3oxj

uhg i need gramerly... 

Nigel: i see no ghost.

famous: how is the ghost shaped?

Nigel: its a black eagle

idk why tf were even calling it a ghost, its just a black eagle thing.

flab3: i saw it for a sec and it dissapeard

Nigel: where? /flies over to where flab and famous are circling/

flab3: AHSO2MS2!

/standing in front of flab3/ Nigel: where?

you sure it wasn't us?

flab3: no.

Nigel: where then?

you sure you wernt just typing an couldnt see our names?

flab3: crap i'm lagging.... (didnt the eagle have something to do with lag?)

flab3: nope. /flies away from nigel, and crashes into building for no reason/

Nigel: where was it? 

famous: i see two eagle ghost looookkk

/flab3 ignores this and flies up to one of the towers where eagle was sighted/

Nigel: ...?

r you making this up.

to scare me?

famous: i just looked in it!!! 

flab3: right here!

Nigel: then take a picture!

Famous: wait

oops. sorry. its nigel 

/flab3 pooes on nigel, then gets pooed on by famous/

/nigel flies away from them and watches from a distance/

flab3: sorry

Nigel: well, i you see it take pictures

famous: it wasnt the ghost, the names just disappeared.

Nigel: oh ok.

its black and brown like us i think

and bigger

/flab3 is now an nn, f him./

Nigel: rlly.

/flab3 flies over them/

nigel: oh look, theres the eagle. case folved.


Flab3: i'm seingg if it would come...

Famous: lol

Nigel: ok

famous: omg

/flies away/

Nigel: but now we dont know if we really see it or if its you

/flab3 starts flying around/

Nigel: can you not be a nn?

/flies in circles over them/ /crashes into tower/ /dies/

famous: look

/flies down into the building/

Nigel: wat

look where?

famous: wat was that flying above us?

Nigel: the nn . i think

famous: oh

nigel: thats why i wanted her the change names :/

flab3 returns

Nigel: wb

Nigel: ok so the plan is, if you see the eagle take a picture right away.

flab3: mk

Nigel: wait i gtg for a few mins. /nigel leaves for a bit/

Ghost search part 2

Nigel: back. any luck?

/flab3 falls down side of building into nigel's view, gets up and flies off like nothing happend/

Nigel: nice crash

lflab3: i'm stuck

/flies up but gets stopped by building, cant figure out why/

Nigel: wtf

/flies over to flab3/

Nigel: turn around?

/flab3 just flies in one spot, not moving/

/flab3 turns around and is somehow no longer stuck/

flab3: thx. 

/flab3 realizes he's being an idiot/

Nigel: so, have you seen then eagle thing?

flab3: nope

famous: nope

Nigel: ok ._.

flab3: i will. brb. in 3 mins.

Nigel: kk

/flab3 leaves, presumably for 3 minutes. /

/famous flies around eating stuff/

/nigel flies over to admire the well known "glowing tree", to kill time/

/after 5 mins of wasted time/

Nigel: so, what you wanna do now?

famous: i'm brb

Nigel: :/

/5 more minutes/

famous: back!

Nigel: wb

famous: ty

Nigel: np

famous: sooooo....

nigel: wat now?

famous: idk

/the two stand on the wall in silence/

Nigel: wtf was that . the thing

something just flew by me??

famous: where?

nigel: over


by the tower

over here somehwer

/flies over to the tower to look for whatever it was he saw/

flab3 is back

flab3: any luck?

Nigel: i saw something!

it flew over here

i got a pic of it

what ever it was

/they all stand on a tree and watch for the "thing"/

nigel: i gtg i be back

flab3: mk


Jan 29

stars arnt planets

another weirdo

Anani around

the creep

anoying anani


jan 30


anani following

hi my name is ananie

i spy anani

jan 31

the glitch

darks weird door 1 and 2

anani's marrige

suicidal bird


this will be finished when I have time  

jan 10

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met ABC naemed defcon at city1, accidentally killed him after he killed cyka and a ringneck.  he told me who he was so i appologized and told him about AUC's message on the other wiki.   gave him the link n he's going to check it out.    then a nn swan showed up.  angryswan?  it didnt fight back wen i killed it ? abc said to leave it alone. i told it go go away so it did lol. 'ty." then i gtg

the 18

wiki nonsense

"r.i.p pigeon bee"

someones not sad about pigeon's suicide attempt.

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wheres pigeon?

Nigel: you still around? you've dissapeared for a week now

One awful fawful: A horror scene! Terrifying! Weeks after rumors of suicide, pigeonbee has DISAPPEARED! We need a detective, a lawyer, and a body bag >:v *coming to you live from the flylikeabird3 wiki, who will solve the mystery of the Missing Pigeon?!*

Pigeon: Don't be a retard, Fawful.

No, Nigel, my attempt failed. i passed out and police woke me up

Kingslayer: She's not a retard, she's just joking. U got a bad sense of humor pigeon.

awful: You failed? I had even planned a Good Riddance, Pigeonpee! funeral! You need a proper lesson in death. You need to go to death school and get a medical degree in dying and not return until you've learned to die properly! Begone! And don't come back until you're dead!

Kingslayer: someone sounds like a true retard now. Lol

Awful: On second thought, when pigeonebee dies so does the future of fly like a bird 3.



king: dude, chill, i know. why should i get worked up over this fool? lol. bring some chill in yo life nigel

Pigeonbee smells: Pigeonbee just banned me. For that reason it must die (-_-) But pigeonpee may be the only chance of getting a response out of Greedyvial and saving everyone from certain death. For that reason it must live! (^.^) Unless someone else who isn't a complete Jerk-Wad comes to hunt down the foul and evil Monstervial, in which case...ahem.. DOWN WITH PIGEONBEE! DIE DIE DIE! >:o

Nigel: why did he have to come out of hiding again.. i thought he was gone or good this time maybe. fck. 

i dont think pigeon is going to want to"save" flab3 when people like you are on it. 

and insulting her isnt going to help either.

Pigeonsmells: and insulting her isnt going to help either.

Pigeonbee! You're not a horrible idiotic absolute failure. (^.^)  

you're only half of one.


40% gas

20% instant regret and failure

10% pure stupid

11% decaying dreams

8% stink

10% moldy underpants

1% brain



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the 20th

oh dear, better start digging the trenches and ordering tanks.

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Nigel asked "we? who tf is we? do you have a swan army now?"

and got this as a reply.

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also. this...

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"the conspiracy: Nigelvial "







He has been on fly like a bird 3 since it was made

He's a seegul. He sees all

He talks and moves terrifyingly fast

He recorded the entire history of fly like a bird 3 to help gamevial with their evil plan to destroy the world

He pooped


Nigel told him "look mate, if i was "gamevial" the game wouldnt be dying, it would be updated alot more, and people like you wouldnt exist on the game"

he answered: "Then how do you explain this? "

That thing gamevial left looks like nigel's skeleton, meaning that gamevial kidnapped and murdered nigel in their secret lair but took out his brain and implanted it in a nigel look alike robot, so nigel is actually a ROBOT o_o

which explains the fast talking, the automatic OW HEY response, and the disturbing obsession with hill5.

Nigel answered: its a bird model?

its a fcking robin.

how did you even get that picture?

the 22

More wiki crap.

the conspiracy: nigelbot

"Nigel is weird. His almost automated response to being injured is OW HEY. He's almost.... Robotic. Two things could have happened and both are proof of his mechanical origins.


That nigel was not always a robot. The picture left by gamevial is either nigel's dismembered skeleton or an earlier prototype nigel. Gamevial kidnapped nigel and took out his brain, dumped his remains back out on the wiki and and flew off to their evil lair, a mysterious lab at the top of a mountain inside a cave. After deleting his memory and wiring his brain up to a machine gamevial's plan backfired as the NigelBot had a mind of its own and jumped off the mountain into the abyss never to be seen again. Which means that:

If you pulled back the glued on feathers you would see gears and batteries

Somewhere he has an electronic penis that shoots lasers

His wife springtrap was a toaster.

THEORY #2 Nigel is a robot designed by gamevial to spy on the citizens of fly like a bird 3 while not seeming suspicious. His wiki is actually information for gamevial's evil plans. He was made to seem normal by repeating OW HEY when hurt and gaining information by asking who r u whenever he found someone new. His fast talking is also robotic, nigel's literally a talking machine! Meaning if we unscrew nigel's head we could find out about gamevial's evil plans and stop them before it's too late! GET THAT ROBOT!"

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Pigeon's message too late

"As of the 15th, the servers have shut down for good. This marks the end of an era. It was a joy to fly alongside you. If possible, we'll see if I can find another game."

Nigel and Angry replied

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Anani's return

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the 25.....

"there coming"




Fly like a bird 3, a land of horrible, muderous beasts (nigel) The horrific, nightmare inducing landscape was quiet. Cold. Dark. Unusually silent, even without the obnoxious seegul around. Until the horror revealed itself. Until.... They emerged from the ground below! Their lifeless, rotting hands pulled the rest of their horribly decayed bodies from the grave. Their skin a diseased pale green, half rotten faces peeling apart with every stiff movement, and their eyes were dead yet always staring, seeing, knowing.  This was the land of the undead. This was hill5. They were hungry for anyone with a brain. (yes nigel, you'll be safe. sadly.)

*AAAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! HELPPPP!!!!!!!* (o_o)




(he seems to have a thing about "green" things..)

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Have to edit all of the "days" from flylikeabird3, and theres a lot of them. it will be done when I have to time to add them :) for now its just wiki crap.

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Angry found another wiki to harass.

its a separate page so not to spam this one